Scarlett Johansson

Hollywood’s famous anti-marriage couple may have called it quits. Janet Charlton’s Hollywood reports that a friend of the couple said they broke up two weeks ago. Rumors also have Justin possibly hooking up with Scarlett Johansson. Not that I have anything against Cameron, but that is trading up.

Here are some pics of Justin in his new flick “Alpha Dog” where he plays a heavily tattooed gang member. That’s why they call it acting, people.

Super babe Scarlett is back with boyfriend Josh Hartnett. The two were spotted getting snuggly at the trendy TriBeCa restaurant Cercle Rouge.

They had a meal and got progressively cozier as the night went on,” said our spy. “Then they started to make out in full view of the restaurant at their table and didn’t really care who saw.”

I’d say that these two could make beautiful babies together but I just can’t decide if Josh hot in a cool arty way or if he’s just the luckiest goofy looking guy on earth.

Scarlett is beyond hot in these pics, but I just can’t get past the fact that her boobs look like they’re filled with helium. Those things are so high, Scarlett could use them as a desk. Exactly, how much double sided tape and prayer is required to break the laws of gravity?

I am going to guess that Scarlett has her eye on the Academy Awards this year since she actually looks like the Oscar statue in that last picture. But, I don’t think there are too many men who would mind having Scarlett sit on their mantle.

Oh, get your mind out of the gutter.

Scarlett Johansson, who is one of the most talented actresses in today’s day and age, insists in showing her boobs… So far, she hasn’t gotten hooked with the right director, who will allow her to do so, but in the meantime, she walks around signing autographs in the lowest cut dress she can find, giving her fans something to look at.

How long before she is actually topless in a movie?

Scarlet Johansson has announced this week that she’s landed a record deal for an album called "Scarlett Sings Tom Waits". Is that name missing a comma and be instead, "Scarlet Sings, Tom Waits"? Or is she actually going to sing Tom Waits?

I don’t know, I don’t understand… this is above my intelligence level. And, who cares anyway?

Michael Bay, the director of the movie "The Island" has told Esquire magazine that Scarlett Johansson wanted to show her boobs in the movie but he stopped her:

“Scarlett said, ‘I’m not wearing this [expletive] bra. I’m going naked.’ I said, ‘Scarlett, you can’t go naked, this film is PG13.’”

Something tells me that very soon we will see riots in front of Bay’s home with thousands of angry males demanding his head. He better watch out!

If you ask any man what they would bring to a desert island, their answer would be "Scarlett Johansson". Instead, if you ask Scarlett what she would bring, her answer would make you feel like a fool. Below some snippets from Scarlett Johansson’s interview with Esquire magazine regarding being voted Sexiest Woman Alive:

On being voted “Best Breasts” by a weekly tabloid:
“I’m sure my mom will be proud. You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.”

On being voted “Best Bum” in a British poll:
“There are plenty of girls with nicer butts. There are plenty of girls who work harder for nicer butts. What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?”

The book she’d take to a desert island:
"How to Survive on a Desert Island."

On posing nude for Vanity Fair with Keira Knightley:
“It was surprisingly comfortable. Everyone was so busy working or loading film. Here I am, Keira and I, and we’re totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry. But I guess it’s better than if they were all looking at me.”

On offering to go nude during a scene in The Island:
“They wanted to make me wear this bra when I woke up in the morning. And I was like, Why don’t they just have a sheet draped over me? Nobody sleeps in bras, except maybe French women.”

On still being mad at Isaac Mizrahi for feeling her up at the Golden Globes:
“I know he doesn’t bat on my team, but still.”

Although you may be inclined to think that the Established & Sons anniversary party that took place last Saturday was a costume party due to Scarlett Johansson’s strange outfit, I assure you that it wasn’t.

The same way that she wore her hair electrocution-style a few weeks ago in an effort to look like Nefertiti, she is now trying to look like a biohazardous materials specialist by wearing this funny looking jumpsuit.

Seriously, she needs to fire the person is charge of her hair and wardrobe…

I have to thank Scarlett Johansson for standing up for all normal-looking-non-anorexic women that walk this Earth. The beautiful actress criticized the movie and fashion industries that encourage females to look like they just came out of a concentration camp.

Speaking against the current fashion of getting an eating disorder in… err… order to get thin, she says:

"I try to stay fit and eat healthily, but I’m not anxious to starve myself and become unnaturally thin. I don’t find that look attractive on women and I don’t want to become part of that trend. It’s unhealthy and it puts too much pressure on women in general who are being fed this image of the ideal, which it is not. I think America has become obsessed with dieting rather than focusing on eating well, exercising and living a healthy life. I also think that being ultra-thin is not sexy at all. Women shouldn’t be forced to conform to unrealistic and unhealthy body images that the media promote. I don’t need to be skinny to be sexy."

Here, some pictures of Scarlett Johansson showing her curves in Venice.

Scarlett Johansson needs to fire her hair stylist. Or may be she needs to stay away from electric sockets.

I don’t know if it was intentional that she ended up looking like Nephertiti, or if it was that too much static in the area caused that electrocuted look. But daaaaannnggg! somebody please give her a mirror!

Watch out, Scarlett Johanson may come into your home while you’re peacefully sleeping in your bed by yourself, and raid your kitchen.

That’s exactly what the young actress did just the other night, after coming "home" extremely drunk: she forced her neighbor’s door and came into his apartment thinking it was her own.

She explains, "I was coming home, it was very late, mind you, it was like four in the morning. Maybe I’d had like one too many champagne cocktails, or whatever… But I got home, of course I wasn’t driving, and I opened my door and it wasn’t my kitchen! It was somebody else’s kitchen and I left and I realized my key opens up somebody else’s door in my building. It like slides right in and opens it up! I slammed the door shut as quickly as I could and I ran to the stairs because I didn’t want them to think, ‘Who the hell was that?’ It was a disaster! Then I thought maybe I should go back and see if they had a can of Coke or something… I just got back from Venice (from the Venice Film Festival), so I don’t have any groceries!"

In the meantime, while the critics b*tch, Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett spent the other day shopping at Apple and Agnes B.

That’s a good way to show them that they don’t care what they think. They’re young, they’re successful, they’re hot and they have more money than any critic out there.

According to ContactMusic, "Scarlett Johansson has angrily dismissed claims her steamy sex scene in new movie The Black Dahlia is an unnecessary distraction. In the film, Johansson enjoys a sizzling romp with Hartnett and critics have complained they found it difficult to concentrate following the raunchy scene.

The blonde star retorts, "Of course it’s nice to be considered sexy, as a young woman in my prime. But I try not to think about the sexiness. And I never think about it being distracting from a scene.""

Well, in my opinion, those critics suck. Not that I care about Scarlett’s sex scene… I care about Hartnett’s. Yummy!

Scarlett Johansson has been casted to perform the role of "Lucy Ewing" in the upcoming big screen version of the 80’s television series, "Dallas". Thank goodness the casting agency was enlightened and decided not to cast Lindsay Lohan, who is only good for kids’ movies or Paris Hilton who is good for… well, you know what kind of movies!

Actually, a source from the movie told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: "Scarlett can act the pants off Paris." Duh!