Scary Spice

Eddie Murphy is firing back at ex-girlie friend Scary Spice (aka Melanie Brown). The accused deadbeat baby daddy is telling the world that he did send Mel money and he’s denying that he and Scary planned the pregnancy.

From TMZ:

Eddie, according to People, acknowledges paternity of the child Angel, and has paid child support to Ms. Brown as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy.”

Brown and her lawyer, omnipresent Gloria Allred, claim that Murphy hasn’t paid a cent in child support and have filed a paternity suit against the actor, who has five other children with wife Nicole Murphy.

Yeah, but we all know this isn’t really about the money. This is about the fact that Eddie dumped Mel during a television interview, called her a liar when she said he was the daddy and then proposed to another chick before Mel even got rid of her stretch marks.

Scary Spice just got a whole lot scarier. Melanie Brown aka Scary Spice has hired harpie lawyer Gloria Allred to help her give Eddie Murhpy a legal smackdown. Mel has always said that Eddie is the father of her baby girl Angel Iris Murphy Brown and now she wants Eddie to pony up the dough.

From TMZ:

Scary Spice is going after Eddie Murphy in court, claiming he isn’t owning up to his responsibility as a dad. Melanie Brown will file a paternity suit against Murphy, according to ubiquitous lawyer Gloria Allred. Allred will hold a news conference — imagine that! — claiming Murphy’s conduct since learning Brown was pregnant was “shocking and appalling.”

It probably doesn’t help that Eddie reportedly just slipped a big fat diamond engagement ring on his new girl’s finger. Nothing says woman scorned like a paternity suit.

The Spice Girls just announced their who cares reunion tour and the claws are already out. The backstage whispers are that the bitching and backstabbing is picking up right where the girl power group left off.

From News of the World:

The source said: “Away from the cameras they are niggling away at each other and all vowing to be top dog. They had pledged to be calmer and collected but it is turning into an ego fest.”

The insider said: “At one stage she didn’t get a word in for ten minutes and she rolled her eyes. She looked put out.

So pretty much business as usual with the nicknamed girls. That would be the only reason I would even consider going to this concert…just to see if Posh tries to squash Ginger with her indestructible boobs or to see if Scarey finally really flips out and uses Baby Spice to beat the stuffing out of Eddie Murphy.

Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown just got the mother of all “I told you so” moments. TMZ is reporting that Mel B. got the results from a paternity test done on her baby girl Angel Iris Murphy Brown and they show that Mel’s ex Eddie Murphy is indeed the owner of the sperm that spawned baby Scary.

From TMZ:

Eddie Murphy is definitely the daddy of Scary Spice’s 2-month-old baby, according to a DNA test that the singer just received, and a source who has seen the actual test tells TMZ that it “leaves no doubt” that Eddie’s the dad.

As for the test, we’re told that the results are “irrefutable” and that, as with most DNA tests, there is a far greater than 99% probability that Murphy’s the dad.

The future child support check writer aka Eddie Murphy hasn’t had a public comment on his newly aquired fatherhood. Though I’m sure he has had a few choice words in private over his failure to master the fine art of condom wearing.

Scarey Spice has popped out a spicelet. Melanie Brown gave birth to a baby girl at St. John’s Hospital in Santa Monica. No comment from Scarye’s ex Eddie Murphy on the bundle of a future paternity suit joy.

Scarey’s rep says:

The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting. No name has been decided on as yet and she is purely known as Baby Brown.”

Baby Brown doesn’t have a name yet, because Scarey is waiting to think of something better than “Eddie Murphy is my Daddy” Brown…that’s just a messed up a monogram.

Scary Spice is pregnant with Eddie Murphy’s baby. She is supposedly four months into her pregnancy and excited about it. I’m no fan of Eddie Murphy, but if I were pregnant with his child (something very doubtful), I would be jumping up and down with happiness. Not because of the baby but because of the biiiiig child support check that I could get from him afterwards.

Gosh, I’m such a shrewd!