Sean Penn

Yep, Sean Penn came out with a killer movie, Into the Wild, which I might add, is awesome, and guess what? His marriage with Robin Wright Penn is no longer on the rocks. He is even dedicating songs to her.

AP says, The dismissal came a day after they attended an Eddie Vedder concert at the University of California at Berkeley, where the actor reportedly went on stage to dedicate a song to Wright Penn. 

Eddie Vedder, of course, did the soundtrack to Into the Wild.   Success breeds happy women. Trust me, when a dude is doing well in his life, she doesn’t leave. I remember when I got promoted at Taco Bell when I was in High School, I couldn’t shake my girlfriend with a stick. But the day I quit and wanted to “find myself,” she was out of there only leaving behind a sappy note that her friend probably wrote.

When I say Douchebag, I mean Sean Penn.

Oh well, this was bound to happen at some point. She is megahot, so it only makes sense that she would go out and find the douchiest possible guy she can and flaunt him around town. With her breast out no less.

I think the American Medical Asssociation should term this as a disease. It isn’t normal. It’s almost like when these girls get to a certain degree of hot, there mind automatically generates fantasies of flaunting douchebags around town.

Not cool. Well, it would be cool if somehow someway I could end up in the role of the douchebag. Unfortunately, I am somehow below even that pathetic status.

I can’t catch a break.

More Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn, douchebag pictures

 

NY Daily News says, “Sienna was sitting on Sean’s lap,” according the source. “She was dressed very sexily. She had her arm around his neck.” That night, claims the source, they stayed up quite late.

I love scandals. Particularly when they involve lifestyles I have no chance at. I would love to bang Robin Wright-Penn or Sienna Miller. Sean Penn gets to most likely nail them both. Apparently this incident occurred in a New York City suite party while Robin was at home watching the kids.

I wonder if Sean also had Robin baking cooks and marinating his steak while he was getting his fill of Sienna. What a freaking badass Sean is. I love it.

This makes me pretty much feel like I suck. Yesterday it was David Spade and Matthew McConaughey, today it’s Sean Penn. I think I might go to acting school, start over in life. This blog really isn’t getting me the tail I anticipated it would.