Sienna Miller

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Sienna Miller is a drama queen. As if we didn’t already know that after being subjected to her on again/off again and ridiculously public relationship with nanny-tapper Jude Law. Apparently Sienna was caught running her mouth at the paps during the opening of her new London fashion store.

From The Sun:

The actress, who looked severely the worse for wear, was at the opening of her new fashion shop Twenty8Twelve in London’s smart Notting Hill. She was there with “friend” Rhys Ifans, who was hitting the sauce heavily as well … She shouted: “Fuck off, you fucking shits. “See you in court, you fucking rapists.” One photographer who was at the launch said he was shocked at the outburst. He said: “I was quite flabbergasted. “We were just doing our jobs, all we were trying to do was get some quotes on how the opening of the shop went and she called us all rapists. “It’s an outrageous term to use for such a petty little thing as being at a party and being photographed. “It was completely the wrong context to use that word.”

Cause nothing says classy clothing store like watching the owner curse like a drunken sailor.

Joining the recent celebrity trend of “let me point out my flaws in a self-deprecating manner so you will compliment me and make me feel better about all my other rampant insecurities,” Sienna Miller confesses to having stretch marks and a droopy butt.

From PR Inside:

“They spray make-up all over your body so you don’t see the stretch marks that we girls all have.” Although she hates her unsightly stretch marks, Sienna is comfortable with her weight and refuses to go on a diet. The blonde star - who was horrified that her breasts shrank to a 32B cup size after she slimmed down for her role as Edie Sedgwick in the movie - said: “I don’t eat salads and I don’t drink skinny coffee. I do run around a lot but I’m not healthy.” Sienna fears that one day her lack of exercise and penchant for partying will catch up with her. She added: “One day I’ll wake up and my bum will be on the floor!”

Between spray on tan and spray on make-up, it’s a wonder that the entire population Hollywood doesn’t just walk around with wet paint signs hanging from their necks.

And just becuase I’m curious, do you think a make-up artist gets paid extra to be in charge of butt cover-up?

Sienna Miller has a nasty side. Which actually makes me like her a little more. While in New York, the suddenly famous for more than her failed relationships Sienna took out her frustrations on a pushy photographer.

From TMZ:

The “Factory Girl” star was headed into a NYC building when she was ambushed by flashes, but instead of her usual smile and duck technique, Miss Miller opted for a camera shove perfected by her ex, Jude Law.

Sienna’s technique scores a 7 on the freakout scale, but she definitely loses style points for wearing white boots with black jeans.

How long before the offended photographer starts sporting a nose bandage and files a lawsuit? Of course then he’d have to admit he got stomped by a skinny British chick. Oh, and the boots are in fact hideous, but Sienna has been all about fashion flops recently. Even an entertaining dose of crazy can’t fix ugly.

Sienna Miller knows how to get attention. First there was the story that she and Factory Girl co-star Hayden Christensen took realism a bit too far on the set. A movie insider reported that the two (who briefly hooked up during the shoot) were actually boinking during a love scene.

When it came time to shoot the love scene, word is the former lovers dispensed with the flesh-colored socks and pads favored by actors on less familiar terms. And, once the cameras were rolling, the two 25-year-olds fell into old habits.

Of course Sienna and studio execs have since denied this story, but I’m all for it. Since I don’t think either of them can act, at least there would have been something believable in the film.

And then if dodging rumors about being a porn star aren’t bad enough, Sienna showed up at the Factory Girl premiere looking like my Grandma if my Grandma forgot her pants. Unless she’s planning on breaking into a mad tap number halfway through the film, there’s no reason for her to be sporting a leotard and tights.

Sounds like there’s at least one celebrity at Sundance who a little emabrassed by the swag she snagged. Sienna Miller says she plans on giving much of her “please tell people you use our stuff” bribery to charity.

From the LA Times:

“And it makes you feel guilty. I did get given some stuff that I didn’t ask for necessarily… then I found out that you can actually give it to this company that auctions it on EBay and gives the money for charity.”

So here, according to staffers at the various swag suites, are the things that may be popping up on the online auction site, courtesy of Ms. Miller: From the Fred Segal boutique, $300 in Le Mystère Lingerie panties, which they said Miller took after telling them she’d forgotten to pack her “knickers”; $200 boots by Earth shoes; a $400 Portolano brown cashmere shawl; and a $450 Linea Pelle handbag. From the Kari Feinstein Style Lounge, a $1,200 Melrose Mac laptop, which staffers said Miller was “very excited” to take. From the Jessica Meisels Marquee Lounge, $8,000 of Lia Sophia jewelry, an $800 Botkier bag and $900 in Dermalogica skin care products, which she was delighted to receive, according to those present, because she’s been traveling for a month and has run out of “everything.”

Wow, it must have been difficult for Sienna to have all those expensive gifts forced up on her. That has to be one of the most dangerous parts of being a celebrity…drive-by swagging.

Do you really see Sienna Miller giving up $8,000 in jewlry and a laptop? Don’t try to play us, Sienna, you know you’re keeping the sparklies. Now just act like all the other celebrities and try to pretend like you’re not selling out.

Heather Mills McCartney, possibly Britian’s most hated woman (at the moment), is thinking about who should play her in a movie of her life. And she’s thinking that it should be Sienna Miller.

Nosy Snoop says:
Apparently, Heather Mills has a lot going on in her agenda, including a new movie detailing her scandalous divorce to Paul McCartney.

A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, “Heather has been approached by someone at Working Title about a movie based on her life. It will cover her version of being married to Paul and focus on her charity work. Heather sees herself in Sienna Miller. She thinks Sienna is great and gutsy.”

Similar traits? Like the fact that you both ended up looking like nutcase twits when your relationships fell apart? Maybe, if this movie gets made, Paul McCartney and Jude Law can record a duet titled “That Crazy Blonde is After my Money.”

Hadn’t Jude Law and Sienna Miller ended their relationship about four or five months ago? I remember writing about it… Now I wonder when they re-started it… because you need to be together to be able to break up, right? The case is that once again, the couple has split. According to People magazine:

"It’s a mutual decision. They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed."

I just wish they’d make up their minds. It’s quite boring to be writing about their breakups all the time!

After the stir that her calling Pittsburg "shitburg" caused, Sienna Miller has issued an apology, saying:

"I want to apologize for my comments which seem to have been misconstrued and taken out of context. I was referring to the fact that we are shooting almost all night shoots on this film and none of us have had an opportunity to fully explore the city. What I have seen of it is beautiful. I came once before to visit the Andy Warhol museum whilst researching a film and found both the city and it’s inhabitants warm and gracious. My father is from Meadville and is in town to show me round this weekend. I sincerely apologize and hope people realize that conversations can be easily manipulated in print."

Misconstrued? Calling a town "shit" can only mean one thing: that you think that town is "shit".

Below, some photographs of Sienna Miller looking like she belongs in the Pittsburg of 100 years ago.

I knew there was a reason why Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller and why she isn’t more popular or famous than she actually is. I just couldn’t pimpoint it, but now, after reading her statement recently published in the new Rolling Stone, where she asks the reporter:

"Can you believe this is my life? Will you pity me when you’re back in your funky New York apartment and I’m still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films."

… I finally realized what that reason is: Sienna Miller is a total bitch!

(Photos courtesy of LimeLight)

Rumor has it that Sienna Miller may be nominated to an Oscar. I’ve always thought that she is a cute girl and an averagely good (if that’s a word) actress. But is she Oscar material? I couldn’t tell you, because I don’t remember any of her performances that good to be able to give you an opinion on that.

But may be that is exactly why she is not the Oscar-winning type. Because her acting is not really memorable. I mean, you are supposed to be able to remember an award winning performance, right? And for the life of me, I couldn’t tell you anything about any of her movie appearances. Other than the fact that she looks good in a bikini, so here are some pictures for our male readers.