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Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is goofish looking.

He just reminds me of the goofy guy in highschool that wanted to explore the beach during spring break. Like I mean, really explore it for seashells and washed up starfish, crap like that. I totally appreciate his ripping on wanna-be singers, or should I say I did appreciate it in the early days when it wasn’t so staged. But now he is infected with the goofy bug.

I think it’s a mix of being goofy with fame. Like, he is probably naturally goofy and when he tries to be cool in front of cameras, he becomes uber-goofy. I love hotness with him, even though she is straight as a board, I would do her until the sun came up; which means I would probably be starting just before sunrise. I take care of business fast.

(No Comments) | Posted on 12/20/2007, filed under Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell has lady boots!

Looks like Simon Cowell doesn’t feel quite powerful enough! Even though he stands at a respectable 5′ 10″, Cowell wore these shoes with a little too much heel the other night while out on the town in London. It makes me wonder…if reality TV stars had to be on each other’s shows, what would that be like? I have a feeling Stacey London and Clinton Kelly from What Not to Wear would have a thing or two to say about this one…

(No Comments) | Posted on 11/18/2007, filed under Simon Cowell