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Spencer Pratt does what the devil would do.

Spencer hates the Olsen twins. His girlfriend Heidi loves Jesus. This combination of events has created one of the most shallow and uninteresting scenarios of all time. Please LA Transit Bus, run these two over.

Us Magazine says, When Mary-Kate Olsen said that he had a bad temper, for example, “my natural Spencer Pratt had to attack,” he says. So he called her the “less cute” twin.
“Heidi’s there going, ‘What would Jesus do? What would Jesus do?’” Pratt says. “And I’m like, ‘Jesus gave me these great comebacks.’ And she’s like, ‘No, that’s the devil.’”
Pratt says he now goes to church every Sunday with Montag.
“People are very excited to see me there. They’re like, ‘It’s good you’re here,’ and they’re patting me on the back like, ‘Thank you for being here.’”

Comment (1) | Posted on 08/21/2008, filed under Soencer Pratt

Heidi Montag claims she has never driven stick.

And she is going to come out with a Christian album, as a follow up to her highly unsuccessful first album, forgive me for forgetting the name.

Speidi talked about how Heidi is “still a virgin” and how religious she is, insisting that her “next album is going to be a Christian one.”
“We don’t sin over here,” said Spencer. Who added that they place “pillows in between” them at night so they’re not tempted to have sex.

Ok, so what it comes down to is that Spencer is gay. Who would put up with this bi$%ch and not be getting laid? Pillows between you? Give me a break.

Comments (2) | Posted on 08/20/2008, filed under Heidi Montag , Soencer Pratt

Spencer Pratt sounds off on Mary-Kate Olsen.

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By sound off, I actually more mean he sounded like a freshman in highschool that is ticked off at his ex-girlfriend for “going” with another guy. Probably a guy that made the football team, unlike Spencer who was baking a cake in Home Economics.

US Magazine says, “I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see,” he told Usmagazine.com Friday. “She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me.
“I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

What’s with the tongue air-jordan look again? This is so out and should really never come back. Lets leave this look in the 80’s with synthesized music. Thanks.

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Comments (4) | Posted on 06/30/2008, filed under Heidi Montag , Mary-Kate Olsen , Soencer Pratt