By giving one of their mom’s a staged Mother’s Day card. They even made the card big enough for the paparazzi to read. I am pretty sure this takes the cake in the continual Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt lame tour 2008. Wow. Does this mother know what she has created?
Oh yeah, Heidi looks hot as usual and Spencer looks like a douchebag as usual. Do people wear slacks anymore? Lame.
 
US Magazine says, “I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. “Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.
“Lauren is my friend,” Wahler continues, “and it is insulting to her to suggest this.”
On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”
The Hills are alive,
with the sound of
bulls#$t.
Come on, enough with these media games. The girl either did the dirty or she didn’t, lets stop the madness. I actually think Lauren is the hottest one on the show, and if she does release a sex tape, the will be able to finally knock Heidi Montag back out of the spotlight, for good.
Or at least until she has her own sex tape.
I wish she’d fly my flag, I would salute her with the little soldier right back…because I am respectful like that. And guess what else? Apparently, according to team Heidi and Spencer, Lauren Conrad does have a sex tape. This all came out on the Tyra Banks show.
Tyra asked Spencer if he actually watched it and he said he’d rather throw up making it the first time I actually agree with the douchenozzle. I’d rather watch a video of my vacuum cleaner humping my couch. I wonder what that would look like… *hunts for camcorder*Â
Shut up Spencer, you are full of s#%t. There is no man on earth, with the exception of Richard Simmons, that doesn’t want to see Lauren Conrad having sex.
More Heidi Montag the patriot erecting flags.
 
By having their own show.
Page Six says, “Spencer was saying, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,’ and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad,” we’re told.
According to our source, Pratt was “suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding . . . finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer, and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.”
Because no one would have ever imagined this was coming. What would be the difference anyways, they are basically seeking out the media so that they can live out their lives in front of cameras. I think there should be a show about them not getting attention, that would be real drama.
More Heidi and Spencer pictures.
 
I am not sure what is more fake:
1) The Hills
2) Heidi’s boobs
3) The weekly beach getaways.
I am going to go with 3. Yeah, seems fair and accurate. I mean, I love Heidi’s boobs, but I hate Spencer’s Mattel hair. Makes for a tough viewing. I really think that Heidi’s life would end if all this media attention were to vanish. And as we know, it will.
More Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pictures.
 
