Tara Conner

Miss USA has served her time in wild-girl rehab and is back on the streets. Tara Conner, aka the freakiest Miss USA ever, admits that she has a problem with alcohol and has vowed to help others. Awww, isn’t that all sober and sweet?

From People:

I didn’t think I had any kind of issue going into rehab. I even said, ‘I’ll get some free therapy,’ or something like that - and that was so ridiculous,” says Conner. “But I’ve realized I do have an issue. I suffer from the disease of alcoholism and addiction. And if there’s anything that I want people to know it’s the severity of this disease and what it can do to people.”

Is it just me, or does it sound like Miss USA got grounded and now she’s trying to convince her parents that she learned her lesson when really she’s just plotting how to sneak out for the next party?

Remember when Donald Trump got all self-righteous and started playing the purity police for the Miss USA pageant? Miss USA, Tara Conner, was tossed into rehab and Miss Nevada got the boot. Well, now the comb-over hypocrite may be considering pimping out his pageant queen.

A JOB is waiting when Tara Conner gets out of rehab. Playboy wants to shoot the troubled Miss USA for its cover. Donald Trump and his execs at the Miss Universe Organization are mulling the offer. Conner, who hails from a small town in Kentucky, was nearly stripped of her title after it was alleged she was having sex with sleazy nightclubbing cads who were giving her cocaine. Said an insider, “If Trump allowed her to do it, it would have to be in good taste.”

So apparently the big problem with Miss USA’s behavior wasn’t that she was getting naked and dirty, it was that she wasn’t doing it on a large enough scale. I wonder how much The Donald will charge for Miss USA’s dignity.