Tara Reid

So Tara Reid aka the walking reason why you should never pick your plastic surgeon out of the Penny Saver, is still defying public opinion and prancing around in a bikini. This time in Italy. And I say go for it, girl. You show all those acid tongued celebrity mocking bitches (like me) that you don’t care about your ripply tummy, lopsided boobs and bumpy butt. And toss on a bandana and a 1970’s disco shirt while you’re at it…that’ll show ‘em.

Wow, self-confidence like that just makes me tear up a little. Oh wait, I’m wearing my skinny jeans and I haven’t been able to sit down for three hours, that might be why I’m crying.

Tara Reid is back and she still isn’t listening to me. Didn’t I just tell this girl to stop wearing bikinis until she gets that botched lipo job fixed? I swear no body listens to me. I just told my one night stand to get out, but he’s still here. Now I’ll have to move again.

Anyway, here’s Tara in St. Tropez. Yes I make fun of her, but in all honesty these pics are a whole lot better than that last batch of nightmare inducing skin shots.

Oh my eyes! What is going on with Tara Reid’s tummy? Look, I actually like Tara, she seems like the girl to call when you want to have a good time and wake up the next morning with no memory of what you did and how you ended up in Mexico wearing a little bo peep outfit and a cowboy hat.

But, seriously, girlfriend needs to get a one-piece swimsuit and a good lawyer. Cause whatever plastic surgeon did that needs to have his lincense to practice medicine lipo-sucked away. On the up side, her boobs look good.

Tara Reid is working really hard at her good girl make-over. She has almost lost the stumbling drunk party girl image from years past…almost. Let’s face it, it will be pretty hard to forget the botched boob job, the red carpet breast flash and the cinematic wonder that was dry humping and body shots on Taradise.

Anyway, Tara keeps trying. Though judging by these pics, she might have better luck when she finally realizes she shouldn’t buy a bikini from the kids department. Her bikini cup runneth over.

Tara Reid wants to make you lunch…and maybe dinner. The reformed party girl is opening up a fast food restaurant called Ketchup. Suprisingly, Tara isn’t new to the restaurant business. She’s also invested in Bella, Geisha House and The Shore.

Here’s what Tara says about her new joint:

“You probably won’t see me behind the cash register, but I’ll definitely be in the kitchen making sure everything is done right.

Given Tara’s propensity for getting drunk and falling down, I don’t know that letting her hang around an open flame and a bunch of deep fryers is such a great idea. She might trip over her pedicure and end up with a french fried face. You want ketchup with that?

Tara Reid is trying really hard to revamp her perpetually wasted party girl image. And she keeps coming so close. She’s definitely hired some stylist help and that’s a good thing. But then she somehow manages to sabotage herself. Like her faceplant in the sand over Superbowl weekend.

And she’s done it again in these pics. Here she is looking pretty decent on her shopping adventure…until you realize that she’s wearing a transparent top and no bra. Ooooh, so close Tara. But if you really want to ditch the drunken sorority girl image…don’t forget your undies.

Apparently Tara Reid didn’t appreciate Joe Francis telling the world that she was bad in bed. Tara was only one of a string of celebrities the sleezebag claimed he had slept with when he appeared on the Howard Stern show. According to Page Six, when Francis tried to buddy up to Tara last weekend she gave him a verbal bitch slap.

Reid ran into Francis at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party in Los Angeles Saturday night and refused to speak to her one-time friend.

The actress is desperately trying to clean up her party girl image, while Francis recently appeared in intimate video footage found in a Hilton’s storage locker and later posted on ParisExposed.com.

I’m totally with Tara on this one. So much for the whole gentlmen never kiss and tell thing. Actually, I don’t think anyone has ever accused the borderline porn peddler of being a gentleman, but its nice to be proven right.

So Tara Reid fell on her ass this past weekend down in Miami. Is anyone shocked? Tara loduly and immediately blamed her friends for the ker-splat.

“They were at least 5 feet away from her but she yelled ‘You guys f***ing tripped me.’ Everyone was speechless.”

Yeah, there’s a plan…blame your buddies for sending you into the dirt. It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with those six inch “cfm” heels you’re wearing while trying to walk on sand. Duh.

And it’s too bad about the face plant into the sand because Tara was actually looking pretty good that night.

Tara Reid got all dressed up for a cocktail party at Conrad Jupiters Magic Millions Carnival in Australia. And, she was so close to being gorgeous.

Tara tried really hard. The dress was beautiful, her make-up was subdued and classy, she even managed to keep her boobs from falling out. But then that hair. Girl, what did you do? She looks like she stole a blonde mullet wig from an 80’s country band.

And I actually like Tara Reid. Don’t know why, but I do. Maybe it’s the same kind of sympathy I have for stray cats and three legged dogs. Of course if my dog had hair like that I’d scalp him.

I am so sorry, but if I have to suffer, so do you. Hold on to your Christmas dinner, grab an air sickness bag if you have to, but here is Tara Reid, botched liposuction and all, in a bikini.

Remember when Tara Reid was hot? Remember when she was a fun loving, party girl on the brink of stardom? Well those days were about 1000 jell-o shots, 50 cartons of Camels and three discount plastic surgeries ago.

Now Tara with her puckered up tummy and cottage cheese thighs has become a walking after school special on the dangers of trying to stay famous. If any of your kids ever say they want to be a celebrity just show them Tara Reid and they’ll be running as fast as they can to medical school.

After looking like a hobo for almost 2 years, Tara Reid has finally come out of her "ugly stage", and has made herself up. These pictures, taken just this past weekend, prove that there is hope is this world for otherwise hopeless women.

If Tara Reid can look like this, so can we all!

Tara Reid has revealed cosmetic surgery left her nipples looking like “goose eggs”.

Tara Reid says a botched boob job left her nipples “looking like goose eggs.” And has also revealed that liposuction left her in agony. Tara explained “It looked like I got completely butchered up. The areolas looked like goose shaped eggs, and after the liposuction I got these bumps like little golf balls all over my stomach, and it hurt.”

It’s not the first time Tara has talked about her cosmetic surgery problems. Her first operation was horrible. The plastic surgery left her very scarred with uneven breasts and saggy skin. Tara had previously denied having her breasts enlarged, despite constant rumours to the contrary. However, she finally admitted having her chest surgically enhanced last year.

Poor Tara Reid! Her life must be quite miserable! For a girl to go to a wedding and drink herself to a stupor, things gotta be very messed up in her life. According to some guests at a wedding that took place in Santa Barbara last week:

"She was the definition of a train wreck, loudly heckling the family and friends of the bride and groom during their speeches," Worse yet, Reid wasn’t even invited: "One of the groom’s buddies brought her as his date without telling anyone. If I were the groom, I’d beat the crap out of the guy."

Of course, the groom won’t say a word, because having Tara Reid, drunk or not, at your wedding, ads status to it