Teri Hatcher

You probably know that Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria wed her NBA beau Tony Parker in France last Saturday. But you may not know that the catfights that are rumored to plague the Desperate set followed the 40-ish women to France. Its being reported that Teri Hatcher wasn’t exactly winning over her co-stars at the wedding festivities.

From The New York Daily News:

At Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s wedding in France, Teri Hatcher found herself in the crosshairs of some good gossiping. One of their points of contention was Teri’s Badgley Mischka dress, which looked very much like Eva’s bridesmaids’ dresses. Additionally, it appeared that Teri was taking the opportunity at the St. Germain l’Auxerroix church where the ceremony was being held, to get some publicity for herself.

“A private walkway was set up so that as the celebrities exited the bus from the hotel, they could sneak through the fans and paparazzi,” says one guest. “Felicity [Huffman] and Nicollette [Sheridan] walked into the church hand in hand, but Teri took her daughter and walked around into the public area to pose for photos and wave to fans for 10 minutes.”

Well, it was a wedding and Teri is a single woman forced to show up and be happy that some other chick snagged a man while she’s still sitting at home eating Lean Cuisine for one and making up fake stats on her Match.com profile page. Let’s just be happy she didn’t end up banging the bartender behind the bandstand.

You know, when Teri Hatcher plays a clumsy, ditz who can’t keep her mouth shut on tv it’s kinda cute. When she does it in real life, it’s just sad. It’s not that I don’t I enjoy hearing all the intimate details of celebrity lives, but there are some things that are better left unsaid.

Here’s an example. Teri told New Magazine:

“I think I’m very lucky. I don’t think the planets have ever been so aligned for me in my life.

They’re so aligned that I’ve been having periods and not even having cramps.”

Ewwww. The combination of Teri in a bikini and talking about her period is just gross. Teri, I’ll take details of your love life, or a good fistfight between you and any of the other Desperate Housewives, but keep your Aunt Flo to yourself.