Tommy Lee

If anyone still cares about the Tommy Lee/Kid Rock/Pamela Anderson hepatitis infected love triangle, here’s the latest on the VMA throw down. Tattooed drummer Tommy Lee has apologized for getting in the mix up during the show.

Here’s Tommy’s verison of an I’m sorry (from tommylee.tv):

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

So by “apologize” I mean he used up space on his website to take a virtual punch at Kid Rock. Which in his case is apparently the better option since he got bitch slapped in real life.

So apparently all the excitement at the VMA’s happened off camera. Pamela Andrerson’s ex Tommy Lee and her other ex Kid Rock reportedly got into an old man brawl in the audience during Alicia Keyes’ performance. Were they swinging their walkers?

From MTV:

According to eyewitnesses, Lee - sitting at the same table as Diddy - jawed at Rock as he made his way toward the Bad Boy CEO, with whom he was supposed to present the show’s final performance. It wasn’t clear exactly what Lee said to Rock, but apparently after his words, Rock slapped the drummer, according to eyewitnesses. Lee, one eyewitness said, attempted to fight back but, before he was able to land a blow, was punched in the face by Rock…Security quickly detained both men, with Lee being immediately removed from the venue. Rock, with his cigar still in his mouth, was held back momentarily until Lee left and calmly walked out alongside security. “I never hit nobody for nothing before,” Rock was overhead saying in the lobby of the casino. “I told him to shut the fuck- up.”According to a spokesperson for the Las Vegas Police Department, Rock was cited for misdemeanor battery for his assault on Lee. Rock was not detained or taken into police custody but was issued a summons. He’ll need to return to Vegas for a future court date, and if convicted, he faces a $500 fine and up to six months behind bars.”

So of course you have to think that they were getting it on over their shared love for red swimsuits and fake boobs. But is Pam really still worth fighting over? Maybe it was a fight over who would take her home…since Tommy Lee got the smackdown I guess he had to play the drowning victim while Pam ran around in slow motion.