Last night the couple hit Hollywood hotspot Katsuya to get “some things” off their minds. Tony is denying claims that he and French model Alexandra Paressant have been having an affair. I wish Alexandra would accuse me of having an affair with her. Particularly if she did that little dance. I would make her famous.
If things weren’t already bad for Tony, his Spurs got beat down by The Lakers last night also while he watched from the bench. Hey, he’s hurt!
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Grab your credit cards boys, Desperate Housewives sexpot Eva Longoria is rumored to be the star of a sex tape that is ready to hit internet pay sites. Don’t worry if you’re too cheap to pay to see Eva ride her hunky hubby like a rodeo clown (I am). Eventually it will get posted somewhere for free. I just love internet show and tell. From The Sun: Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby TONY PARKER. You know, of all the old chicks on that show who could have made a sex tape, Eva was probably the best choice. But I’m willing to bet that the repressed chick who blew up Melrose Place would have had the kinkiest mattress show. Well, before she had the kids. |
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Well, the most unexciting celebrity wedding is pretty much underway. Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria married her NBA star love Tony Parker today in a French civil ceremony. The bigger wedding bash is happening this weekend in Tom Cruise style at a French castle. Big, fat whoopee. From MSNBC: French law requires couples who marry to make their vows official at a city hall, even if they have a church wedding as well. They and their entourage have given very few details about the nuptials. The couple were thought to be planning a second wedding ceremony Saturday at a Paris church that used to serve French royals. Then, they and their guests were to party at Vaux-le-Vicomte, a 17th century chateau 34 miles southeast of Paris. The couple have enjoyed the tourist sights in the lead-up to the wedding.” I feel like I should care more about this. But I don’t. So congrats anyway to the happy couple. |
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Eva Longoria’s wedding to hunky NBA star Tony Parker has to be one of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood. It’s right up there with the big shocker that Doogie Howser’s gay. Anyway, if you absolutely must have the scoop on the Depserate nuptials, The New York Post has the date: “Eva Longoria will become a not-so-desperate, out-of-the-house wife on July 7 in Paris, according to “save the date” notices for her wedding to Tony Parker sent to guests with a reminder that they’ll need a valid passport to get to France.” You know most people just send out the little card that tells you check “chicken or beef” or a note that says where the couple is registered. But it takes some cojones to tell people they need a passport to get to your wedding. Oh, and for you numerology buffs, they’re getting married on 7/7/07. Forget counseling and fidelity, superstition is the way you live happily ever after. |
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