TV and Movies

Sometimes I think we need to be reminded of how great South Park is, and has been. So that’s what I am doing this wonderful Sunday morning, reminding you of how great this show is. I love how Jimmy Buffet comes in at the end and does a little singing, much to the dismay of the South Park kids. I could watch this show all day long. In fact, sometimes that’s exactly what I do.

I have too much time on my hands. There’s a reason I am an underachiever.

Pretty decent video, has some commentary, and you even get to see Lou Ferrigno. I mean, seeing Lou is already enough to make me watch, because Lou Ferrigno kicks major butt.  Can’t wait to see this.

Set to hit theaters on May 2nd, the movie stars Morton Downy Jr. and he looks to be pretty good in it. Soundtrack features a ton of good old fashioned hard rock like ACDC and the likes. Effects look pretty slick if you ask me. If you aren’t familiar with the storyline, basically, Tony Stark, played by Downy Jr., develops a really bad a** suit and vows to protect the world from evil.

Check it out for yourself.

These are the screenshots from Marion Cotillard’s Oscar Winning Performance in La Vie en Rose.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientest to figure out why Marion won the Award. While a lot of people felt the Academy Awards weren’t so hot this year, I think they essentially took a bullet for American Film making. Listen, the more foreign films win, the closer we are to having American studios do nudity and even sex in regular movies. Think about it, this year all those foreign films and actresses got props. So next year, expect American studios to start pushing the boundaries.

I predict the 2010 Academy Awards to be the highest viewed ever!

Congrats to Marion Cotillard and here are more pictures of her.

    

It was raining in LA and that seemed to have an effect on the Academy Awards success. Of course, the red carpet bleachers were still filled with weirdos, stalkers and potential serial killers. But the show’s viewer -hip was down 14 percent from last year. No Country for Old Men won best picture. Another highlight was this Scottish band that won for best song. Yeah, that was about as good as it got, here are a few other highlights.

Cameron Diaz is starting to look old.

There was a slick spot on the floor just before the podium. Colin Farrel and Miley Cyrus almost bit it. Colin Farrel complained. Sissy.

Before the Awards, on the red carpet, Heidi Klum was asked if there was anyone she couldn’t wait to see. She said “no one.” That’s kind of awesome in a real bitchy kind of way.

A bunch of foreigners won. A bunch of Americans didn’t watch. Do the math on that one.

More Academy Awards pictures.

For Black History month, Youtube asked Damon Wayans to come on and be a guest editor. Which makes sense. Actually, no it really doesn’t because to be honest, I didn’t even know you needed an editor to gank SNL videos or show a kid powering his IPOD with an onion.

But whatever, Damon is kind of funny. Worth checking out.

Oh what a wonderful Friday, the new Indiana Jones movie trailer is now out. I for one am very excited.  This installment is titled The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

And hopefully not in his Brokeback Utah Canyon getup! He married a girl that is 22 years younger than him and obviously somehow 22 light years dumber than most girls her age.

Page Six says, Price said height wasn’t a consideration because, “He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet.” Still, the relationship isn’t without its problems. “He lets his anger conquer him sometimes,” Price admitted. “He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.” 

How do you tell your family that you are marrying Gary Coleman? How does your family allow this to happen? I really need to see pictures of this girl.  I actually want to know if she has any friends. If her friends are hot, maybe I have a chance. Utah must freaking suck balls.

Oh well, good luck little snow cowboy.

The show was celebrating the 10th year anniversary of The Vagina Monologues.

You have to listen carefully, it isn’t censored.  And also, it isn’t sexy, because Jane Fonda is kinda gross. Sorry, I’m just sayin’…..she is the last person on earth I want to listen to talking about a Vagina. Sounds like a more fitting job for Amanda Peet.  Because she is hot, really for no other reason. Jane’s vagina isn’t hot, at least that is where my bets are being placed.

Sorry for the rant, but who gives a damn who The Black Eye’d Peas are voting for, much less if they make a music video. I think he almost cries during the interview.

Lame. This song blows. Badly. They should have titled it, No We Can’t.

He was 75. He died at the University of Arkansas medical hospital, he’d been battling Myeloma for the past two years.

AP says, He was perhaps best known for his role as a small-town police chief in Steven Spielberg’s 1975 film “Jaws,” about a killer shark terrorizing beachgoers — as well as millions of moviegoers.
In 2005, one of Scheider’s most famous lines in the movie — “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” — was voted No. 35 on the American Film Institute’s list of best quotes from U.S. movies.

Just kidding, but it sounds better as a weapon in World of Warcraft than it does as the follow up movie to Casino Royal, which I might add rocked.

Page Six says, Although the title may sound strange, it is actually steeped in spy lore. Quantum of Solace is the title of a short story in For Your Eyes Only, a 1960 collection of short stories written by Bond creator, Ian Fleming.
Luckily, it seems that the plot of the short story — James attends a boring dinner party with a group of socialites he can’t stand and after making an offensive remark is told a story about the love affair between a former civil servant and a flight attendant — has been completely nixed from the film.

What “spy lore” is it “steeped” in? My God Hollywood really finds itself to be super important.I liked Casino Royal, but I really haven’t ever gotten into any of the Bond installations and I doubt this is any different. Plus, I can’t imagine ordering 2 tickets to see “Quantum of Solace.”

Ok, 1 ticket. It would be 1 ticket. Screw off.