Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks is trying to skate on Hotel bills.

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Tyra Banks disgust me. I just wanted to clear that up before we get into all of her inadequacies.

Apparently her “top models” trashed the hotel room that they lived in for 10 weeks. The total damage is said to be around a half a million dollars. And the room is said to be indebted for $1500 for an electric bill. And guess what? Tyra’s production company has failed to make good on the debts.

Page Six says, Instead, we’re told, the crew “punched hundreds of holes in the ceiling to hang lighting equipment” and ruined the Brazilian wood floors, forcing the owner to tear them up and install all new flooring when the women moved out three weeks ago.
According to our source, while the beauties were staying in the 4,200-square-foot loft, they damaged a $15,000 chandelier beyond repair and splashed so much water around, the bathroom was ruined and had to be tested for mold.
“A plumber had to come fix the toilet and the water caused $90,000 worth of damage to the electrical store on the first floor,” said our source.

How on earth did they damage the chandelier? I am only asking because the only way I can see it getting damaged is by hanging from it. And the only reason I can see hanging from it is if you are doing some crazy sex act. Man, my mind is truly a resident of the gutter.

And Tyra is disgusting.

More Tyra Banks pictures if you care for them.

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Comments (2) | Posted on 03/10/2008, filed under Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks craps her pants.

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I love this story.

Fabian Basabe says, I was asked to film an interview for a new project but being busy reporting the massacre it is during fashion week for paper magazine - by far my favorite assignment - I had to squeeze the interview in between shows and, in order to have it easy for everyone, i arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because… ready?… Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh… could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know… but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at me, to see if i was going to throw a fit because i now have a production crew and no place to shoot. Excuse me please, the suite is great but i think I’m gonna go, you know… 

I don’t really care if this story is true, it’s good enough for me to spread around. I really can’t wait for Tyra to have a show now based on women that crap there pants. I bet Tyra says she did it on purpose just to make other elderly women feel good about themselves. She may even do a live pant crap on air for us all. And have experts on. Maybe even Oprah.

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Comments (4) | Posted on 02/13/2008, filed under Tyra Banks

What is wrong with Tyra Banks?

This morning as I was perusing through my iPhone youtubes, I see Tyra back in there. Yes, I have an iPhone and yes, that makes me cooler than most other people that own a Razr. Obviously, she has to be doing something idiotic for it to be worthy of lots of views, as I am certain she isn’t saving homeless Palestinians along the Gaza Strip. You just have to watch the beginning of this video. What an idiot she is. Watch her as she makes the oddest facial expressions ever. Do you think she actually watches this stuff herself?

She can’t. No normal human being would be ok with this.

Oh, don’t watch it all. After she shakes her head, causing a near cerebral explosion of density, I recommend you abort video.

Both lead to the same vid…

Tyra the pig

Tyra the pig

(No Comments) | Posted on 12/14/2007, filed under Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks heads south

Tyra Banks is going where no talk show host has gone before…down south. No, I don’t mean Mexico. Banks is dedicating an entire show to talking about vaginas in an attempt to open up a forum for women to speak freely about their bodies without feeling self-conscious. According to People magazine, Tyra says:

“I have wanted to do this show for two years,” says Banks, 33. “I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important.” She added, “We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”

I hope, for your sake, that the show doesn’t play anywhere near a meal time in your region. Because as much as I’m all for talking about my nether regions, the thought of watching a discussion about vaginas while eating my morning yogurt makes me feel a little queasy.

(No Comments) | Posted on 11/03/2007, filed under Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks Spins Her Dine and Dash

Tyra Banks is blaming her dine and dash on a “miscommunication.” Apparently when Tyra was out with hip hop mogul Russell Simmons and his kids neither of them bothered to pay the bill. And Tyra got called out on it later. Probably because no one knew who Russell Simmons was.

From TMZ:

Earlier this week Tyra Banks joined Russell Simmons, along with his children Ming, 7, and Aoki, 4, at the Brooklyn Diner in midtown Manhattan, and accidentally skipped out on the tab. Tyra’s misstep was reported in the Daily News on Wednesday, and Tyra was confronted about it by “The View” co-host Joy Behar on Thursday. To hear Tyra explain it, it was simply a misunderstanding: Tyra thought Russell was paying, and Russell thought she was paying. Tyra returned to the resto at the end of the week to pay the bill, and handed waiter Guillermo Marquez a $100 tip.

So basically, Tyra said “Oh, don’t worry, I’ll get it.” And Russell said “No, please let me get it.” Then Tyra said “Oh no, let me.” Then they both got up to use the bathroom and secretly split hoping to leave the other one holding the bill. Classic, but Tyra should have peed faster.

Ancient pics of Tyra looking hefty…but they make me laugh.

Comment (1) | Posted on 04/29/2007, filed under Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks Interviews Katherine McPhee’s Boobs

Leave it to Tyra Bancks to add lesbian groping to her list of ways to try to pull her self-indulgent talk show out of the ratings cellar. While interviewing guest Katherine McPhee, Tyra put a little too much girl into the whole girl talk thing when she reached out and squeezed Katherine’s ta-tas.

And Tyra’s comment on the whole fondling episode:

“I squeezed her boobs and they are real! They’re jiggly and soft.”

Wow, thanks for that bit of news. Maybe the whole sexiness of this is lost on me because I don’t have a penis and a vivid imagination, but can we ditch the ratings stunts now? This month Tyra has pranced around in a swimsuit to prove she isn’t fat, celebrated herself as the pinnacle of achievment for African-American women and groped another woman’s rack. I don’t think Oprah has much to worry about.

(No Comments) | Posted on 02/24/2007, filed under Katherine McPhee , Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks Recreates Simswuit Cover Photo

Tyra Banks is celebrating the 10th Anniversary of her appearance on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition by recreating the cover photo. She’s in the same suit and even went so far as to use the same photographers. Are we supposed to be impressed?

I’m confused. Didn’t Tyra just go on a huge rant on her soon-to-be-cancelled-because-it-sucks talk show to tell women everywhere that we shouldn’t feel pressured to be supermodel skinny? So she’s backing that up by looking airbrushed thin and bragging that she can wear the same suit she wore 10 years ago. Hello, hypocrite.

Well, I hope Tyra’s stunt made her feel better about those extra pounds, because she has annoyed me and I refuse to watch her show ever again. Ok, I don’t even know when her show is on, but I’m going to go find out just so I can make a point to watch a documentary on cheese making instead. How’s that for principled?

(No Comments) | Posted on 02/21/2007, filed under Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks - When Bikinis Go Bad

You know the phrase “those who can do, those who can’t teach?” Well, I guess we all know why Tyra Banks is hosting America’s Top Model instead of walking the runway. Usually Tyra Banks in a bikini is guaranteed lip-smacking goodness, but I doubt these bikini shots will make it into the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

Looks like the former super hot Supermodel has been hitting the catering table at her talk show a little too much. Even Tyra knows it. Check out her deathgrip on that wrap. Sorry Tyra…a parka would have been a better choice.

(No Comments) | Posted on 11/20/2006, filed under Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks looking not soo good


When someone says "Tyra Banks" we think of the glamorous supermodel and actress, who, in my honest opinion was one of the hottest ebony women out there. But something must’ve gone radically bad during her starhood as a talkshow hostess because these pictures are downright scary! I’m not kidding, she looks like Snow White’s witch!

Even so, Tyra doesn’t look half as frightening as Nicole Richie. But I won’t even get into Nicole’s looks… that’s a subject way too crappy for any blog.

Comments (2) | Posted on 08/14/2006, filed under Tyra Banks