Vince Vaughn

Is Paris Hilton getting dissed by the its-a-good-thing-he’s-funny Vince Vaughn? Paris and Vince were sitting across from each other at a celebrity poker torunament when Paris reportedly tried her hand at flirting with Vince. And it took Vince less than a nano-second to distance himself from the been everywhere, done everyone heiress.

From MSN:

But a “close Vaughn buddy” insists to the Chicago Sun-Times that the recent ex of Jennifer Aniston has no intention of going where two Greek billion-heirs, a former boy-bander and an ooky “Girls Gone Wild” mogul have gone before. “First of all, she flirted with him,” the insider clarifies to the paper. “Trust me, Vince is not interested in Paris Hilton.”

If it was possible to put a dent in Paris’ overly high opinion of herself, this might do it. Not only did she get turned down by a bloated guy on the rebound, but Vince is so worried about being seen within ten feet of her that he had to issue an anti-Paris statement. Or maybe it was just a public serivce message about avoiding herpes…either way, bad news for Paris.

Jennifer Aniston may be keeping her New Year’s resolution to get her shit together. Step one, kick Vince Vaughn to the curb and keep him there.

The fat funny man reportedly payed a surprise visit to Jen’s house on Christmas Eve.

According to Contact Music:

One pal tells American weekly magazine Life + Style that Vaughn stayed at Aniston’s Hollywood Hills home for 90 minutes before driving away - but his surprise visit was a pleasant one. The friend says, “Jen was happy to see Vince. She’s never stopped caring for him. “Jen told him, `I really care about you, but this is all just too little too late.’ But she said she hoped they could stay friends.”

Good girl. Now step two, go find someone hot to date. Not a “he’s funny so he’s attractive” guy. Someone actually sexy. The kind of guy who makes women warm and gooshy in the all the right places.

Step three, sleep with the above mentioned dream guy day and night until you get over Brad. Step four, place a voodoo hex on Angelina. That one’s just for fun.

Vince Vaughn is getting ready to sue several newspapers (among them the Sun and the New York Post) for publishing a photograph that shows him kissing a mystery woman at a London charity event at the Old Vic theater earlier this month. Although there is no question about what Vince was doing, he has stated that the photo is “seriously misleading” and that “the suggestion he was involved in a passionate embrace and kiss was false.”

Can we actually blame the poor guy? Jennifer is not giving him any, as she is still too obsessed with Brad, so he has to get it somewhere else. I vote he gets rid of Jen and sticks with the blonde in the picture. At least she seems to be reciprocating his affection.