Wilmer Valderamma

When Lindsay Lohan’s done with a man, she’s done. Rolls over, kicks him out of bed and shows him the door. No cuddling, no breakfast and no take backs. Lindsay’s ex Wilmer Valderamma got a public schooling in the wam, bam, thank you man philosophy when he showed up at Unik’s karaoke party where Lindsay was singing and tried to win her back.

From The New York Daily News:

He tried to talk to her, but she didn’t have much time for him,” noted our spywitness. “Then he grabbed a microphone and said, ‘Lindsay, this is for you.’ ” In front of the packed house, Valderrama sang these lyrics from Matchbox 20’s “Back 2 Good…” After the guy sang his heart out, Lohan, now sitting at a table with five pals, including Samantha Ronson, yelled out for all to hear: “It’s too late!” Oh. No. You. Dih-int. “Wilmer tried to take it like a man,” says our clubgoer. “But he left a few minutes later. He headed up to PM.”

Dude, that’s so Fez it’s just sad. Not only did you get dissed by a chick who would ride the Eiffel Tower if she was drunk enough, but you admitted that you listen to Matchbox 20. I think Lindsay made the right call on this one.

In case you have forgotten, Wilmer Valderamma is the kiss and tell everyone guy who went on Howard Stern’s show and spilled the dirty details of pretty much every sexual encounter he has ever had. The man-skank also bragged about taking Mandy Moore’s virginity (what a gentleman). In spite of his loose lips, Mandy and Wilmer were spotted together in Miami.

Star Magazine reports:

The pair, who split in the winter of 2001 after dating for 18 months, were spotted looking very much like a couple in heat, at Miami’s Prive nightclub on Thursday night. “Wilmer and Mandy arrived together,” a source tells Star, “but they were careful not to be photographed together. Nonetheless, Wilmer was doting on Mandy the whole time, and they were very close to each other the whole night. She was dressed casually with her hair in a ponytail and hoodie sweatshirt.”

Has Wilmer perfected every position in the kama sutra? How does this guy keep getting chicks to sleep with him? It doesn’t make any sense. I mean, Wilmer looks like the creepy old guy at the bar trying to pick up underage girls.