Charles Barkley was trying to get a BJ

Charles Barkley was arrested and charged with a DUI in Scottsdale the other night. However, Charles wouldn’t be Charles if there wasn’t so much more to the story. Check out his excuse for running a stop sign.

Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had “given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier,” which the former NBA star described as “the best one he had ever had in his life.” According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you’ll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. “You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job,” answered Barkley.
A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the DUI charge.

Wow. That’s exactly what I’d want, a tattoo of my name on Charles Barkley’s ass. I mean really, what could be better? Also, I can’t wait until we figure out who this girl is. This should be awesome. I for one want pictures of her, as well as her contact information. Barkley has been around, that’s a heck of a referrence….