Charlize Theron is now having sex with Alexander Skarsgard, who plays that Eric vampire dude on the HBO show, True Blood. Sound familiar? Well it should, that is if you replace Charlize Theron with Elizabeth Olsen and make it like a few weeks ago (Elizabeth Olsen banging Alexander Skarsgard). True, true playa style right there folks.
Alexander plays Eric Northman on True Blood. Eric is that evil vampire. Yes, yes, all vampires are somewhat evil (or atleast become evil, see Louis in Interview With a Vampire). But now Eric is like evil…er…. because he is banging two of my most favorite hotties in the world. The sexually enigmatic Olsen twin followed outstandingly with Charlize Theron, who I have to say looks lately as if she has taken a vampire’s genitals into the late hours of the night.
This is all full moon kinda stuff. I always think that when its a full moon I might get lucky. For me, lucky is hot sexy pictures on a Friday morning. That’s about as lucky as a guy like me gets. Ah the world of being an internet warrior that fights the good fight of bringing the masses all the hottest Hollywood women. I’m like an Internet martyr.