Chris Brown has started his mandated court ordered community service, and is even using Twitter to hint about his whereabouts to paparrazzi photogs. Nothing says classy more than that. Here is more from The NY Daily News.

‘Check out my outfit,’ Brown said in an afternoon Internet ‘tweet’ that included a picture of himself in his work duds.
The California judge who sentenced Brown in August granted his request to do his community labor near his home in Richmond after receiving assurances from Virginia officials that hed’ be doing hard work.
Richmond Police spokesman Gene Lepley said Brown’s schedule will be flexible and include assignments like washing government cars, picking up trash and cleaning up graffiti.
“We’ll just take a look at it day by day and certainly would ask for the cooperation of the public and Chris’ fans so that he is able to satisfy the work requirements.”
While Brown’s work hours were supposed to be secret, he clued the paparazzi in to his whereabouts Wednesday through his missives on Twitter.
“On my way to community service….” he tweeted en route to the Richmond Police stable.

Thank God for Youtube and old people. Here is all the Chris Brown on Larry King you need. You can watch it over and over…or you could go out and enjoy the long weekend. Really, its up to you…..

Apparently Chris Brown isn’t please that Oprah is having a domestic violence episode dedicated to Rihanna. And he made it known yesterday that he isn’t pleased. Here’s more.

“I commend Oprah on being like, ‘This is a problem,’ but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, ‘Okay, I’m going to help both of these people out.’”

Chris Brown is now claiming in an upcoming Extra Special, Chris Brown, He’s not so bad, that he doesn’t remember hitting Rihanna and that he also cried a lot. And of course, he still loves her…from 10 feet afar, that is. He also echoed these same statements on Larry King.

He still loves Rihanna: “I never fell out of love with her. That just wouldn’t go away.”
How he felt right after the assault: “I was distraught … I went to my mom on the same night and told [her] what happened and broke down.”
Why he’s different from his stepfather, who he says regularly abused his mother: “I feel like he enjoyed it. He was an abuser. It was continuous.”

Chris Brown threw a huge afterparty celebrating his probation sentencing for his Rihanna beatdown. The party was held at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood, and the theme was class. Ok, the theme, maybe not…here is more from E! News.

The singer hit the nightspot Guys & Dolls just hours after receiving a probation order in court requiring the 20-year-old to “abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of places where they are the chief item of sale.”
Los Angeles Probation Department Spokeswoman Kari Webb tells E! News that if Chris Brown broke his probation by being at a “21 and up” establishment, “It won’t be taken lightly.”
“Any time you break the law, you’re in violation,” Webb told E! News when asked whether being underage in a bar would be a probation violation. “If you break the law, you’re in trouble.”
So did Brown break the law?
John Carr of the Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control tells E! News that Guys & Dolls holds a Type 48 liquor license, which makes it a bar or nightclub and not a restaurant. This means that no one under 21 can legally be on the premises unless they have been hired as a performer.
Carr also says that even if an underage entertainer is working in a bar or nightclub, they are required by law to stay in an area where no alcohol is being served or consumed.
While Brown wasn’t seen drinking anything but water, his table ordered 10 bottles of champagne.

Chris Brown is sorry. That’s the jist. Give it look if you haven’t seen it yet.

Chris Brown found a new punching bag over the weekend at Ashton Kutcher and Diddy’s 4th of July party. Amber Rose, Kanye West’s ex girlfriend. Apparently they were making out and all that jazz. Here is more from The Daily News.

“Diddy announced the deejay would do a tribute to Michael Jackson,” said a guest. “Chris did an amazing impression of Michael’s moonwalk. It wasn’t long before he was dancing with Amber.”
Later, as the party wound down, the pair nestled on a couch in the backyard of the Beverly Hills mansion.
“They were holding hands and making out in the shadows,” said a witness. “She had her hand on his leg.”
Taylor is said to have been irked by the amount of time Brown spent with Rose, but still accompanied him to an after-party at the club Guys.
There, Brown again got upclose and personal with Rose, who is 26.
“They were kissing on the dance floor in front of Teyana,” said a witness. “But he and Amber left separately.”

Chris Brown is apparently writing a country song. I guess when one has experienced some trailer park woman beating moments, a country song is the only inspired art you can turn to. Hey, its true, don’t kill the messenger. More from MTV News.

“Maybe we’ll see an appearance from Carrie Underwood or someone like that,” said Robert Allen, a writer and producer who is currently working with the singer. “It’s that kind of song.” Allen further explained that the song is “just feeling like you don’t want that dream to go away. Everybody has a dream and you’re in it, but you wake up and you’re like, ‘Oh, my God.’ You feel like you’re still in that dream.”

Note to Carrie Underwood: Chris Brown has a mean left hook. That’s the scouting report, at least.

Chris Brown doesn’t have Rihanna anymore, she will not even talk to him. So he opened up his little black book and got in touch with his ex-girlfriend. Apparently she is supposed to be good for him, not just  a punching bag. God I crack myself up, I really do!

And while Jackson is “no Rihanna,” the general consensus among his friends and family is that the new girl is going to be good for him in the long run. “[Erica] has a good head on her shoulders; she’s solid,” says our insider. Chris and his new gal pal were spotted leaving a Sunset Blvd. tattoo parlor on Saturday afternoon.
“She’s more of a plain Jane — cute though,” says our source. At the very least, she’s helping to ease Chris’ pain over Rihanna. He was mad in love with that girl.”
According to pals, the “mad” one in this love trifecta will be Rihanna herself. “She is going to be pissed!” says a pal of the pop starlet. “Ri is going to be so hurt that Chris has moved on so quickly and is parading this new girl around town.”

Like the great Shaggy once sang, “it wasn’t me…” That’s what Chris Brown said about allegations that he hit his ex-girlfriend, Rihanna, according to TMZ.

With ex girlfriend Rihanna nowhere in sight, Brown showed up at L.A. County criminal courthouse to face the music for allegedly beating the crap out of her back in February.
Sources inside the courtroom say Chris’ mom spent the entire preliminary hearing either in tears or praying for her 19-year-old son. We’re told a handful of Chris’ friends and four bodyguards were also there to show support.

Rihanna says she will testify if asked, but doesn’t want to. She is currently hiding out in Barbados.