Christie Brinkley and Maria Menounos together. Frogs appear in mass.

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The apocalypse is now upon us, complete with biblical resurrections and all that jazz. Christie Brinkley visited Maria Menounos on the set of E! in Los Angeles and literally, I could feel the earth shaking beneath my feet at the exact moment it was happening. Now, that could have been from the garbage trucks driving by my apartment (it was a Friday), but I think chances are it was the earth shaking violently from complete and utter hotness mixing together.

This shouldn’t be legal. How can you let hotness of these two statures just hang out and mix? You wouldn’t allow to powerful chemicals to mix without taking some sort of precaution, right? Like you don’t mix two pills? Ok, Charlie Sheen does, which is why he is likely the only guy on earth that could handle the hotness combination that is greek goddess Maria Menounos and Christie Brinkley.

How the heck does Christie Brinkley keep on keeping on with the sexy? I can hear Billy Joel’s piano behind me as I write this post. Sorry Billy, she’s gone. Maybe she is hooking up with Maria Menounos if it makes you feel better. It sure as hell just made me feel better.

In the pictures you will notice them coupling their hands together. Totally reminds me of the beginning of a porno movie. Believe me, this is pretty standard for porn movies. If anyone would know, it is me. See for yourself.

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