October 17th, 2007

The rabbit did not die, allegedly.

Christina Aguliera and her husband continue to deny allegations the rabbit died. Her publicist has been instructed to poo-poo the rumors that the former Mousekateer was inseminated by such a small, homely, big eared man. Photogs are capturing images that lead the public to believe she’s either in her second trimester or she’s a serial watermelon smuggler.

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| Posted on 10/17/2007, filed under Christina Aguilera