Cindy Crawford in Saint-Tropez, bikini

Cindy Crawford, Saint-Tropez, Bikini

Cindy Crawford showed off her bikini in Saint-Tropez this week and you know what? I’d still hit it. Twice on Sundays. Actually, twice on Mondays as well. Really not sure why people always isolate Sundays for hitting it twice. Anyways…yeah, she’s older but still shapely. I like. More Cindy Crawford Bikini pictures below.

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Cindy Crawford rocks a bikini.

Cindy Crawford did a bikini photoshoot in Los Angeles this week. She’s still pretty hot, unlike our other washed up ex model doing the jig in the streets of LA. The photoshoot includes a wind machine, as you can see. Looking through these pictures, its obvious that Cindy is still an attention whore, as you can see her pointing out photogs in hopes of getting her picture taken. Whatever, I’d hit it. Twice on Sunday. Check out more Cindy Crawford bikini pictures below.

Cindy Crawford may be ripe for the pickin’ after this.

When your’ former supermodel, most beautiful woman ever, wife is starting to get old, time to start trying to make out with your waitresses that work for you. At least if you are Rande Gerber, that is. Check out more in Us Magazine this week.

A lawsuit was filed in March in San Diego County Superior Court, Usmagazine.com confirms, by a pair of former waitresses. According to TMZ.com, which first broke the news, the women claimed they were fired from a restaurant owned by Gerber’s company for refusing to give in to the advances of Gerber and other managers where they worked.
On one occasion in 2008, while working at the Moonstone Lounge in San Diego, one of the women claims the supermodel’s husband attempted to kiss her three times during the night, then “put his hand up [her] dress in between her legs in an attempt to fondle her crotch,” TMZ reports.

The women are reportedly suing for unspecified damages.

Before this, I thought Rande Gerber was just a jerk off for the way he spelled his first name, but now this may take the cake. Actually, come to think of it, the name is pretty hard to beat. How freaking elitist. Now I’m mad, which isn’t good, considering it’s Sunday…..here are some more pictures of RandE Gerber and Cindy Crawford. No pictures of the waitresses yet, but working on it….believe me, I am working on it!

Cindy Crawford toast to Darfur. A lot.

George Clooney had a charity event for Darfur at his Londonhouse last night. Cindy Crawford had a lot of champagne at his house last night. And she was tanked. I particularly enjoy the whole falling asleep while walking look, that’s fitting. I am trying to figure out how getting tanked helps stop acts of Genocide, however, when I do figure it out, my life will be super awesome and super philanthropic! You go Cindy!