What do you do when Carrot Top, Pauly Shore and Puck turn down hosting a Memorial Day weekend pool party? Well if you are Venus Pool Club at Ceasars Palace, you apparently call Ice T’s reality wife, Coco, and bam, big boobs and big booty rubbing on all your finest fake and cheesy roman pillars. Pretty much Coco can turn any pilar into a stripper pole. That’s awesome. Actually, it’s not. But hey, if the economy isn’t bad enough for former Real Worlder Puck to host your party, then Coco will do. Obviously I am just being mean here, I would have put an asterisk by the original statement but I just don’t know how to make an asterisk on my laptop so I will just have to explain it here.
Obviously Coco and Ceasar’s Palace love America and it’s troops and it’s freedom and all that good stuff, as you can tell from the pictures. If Ceasar himself would have came back yesterday I don’t even think he could have conquered Coco’s big booty and boobs. I have trouble believing that even Ice T really does that. Maybe the Ice T of old gangsta rap did that, but not this CSI / Reality Show crap soft one. I think it almost takes an organized army to do it. It would probably be like taming a polar bear after it ate a habenero pepper. Coco represetin’ the troops of all our World Wars and Vietnam in the classiest of fashions, just what America needs.
Enjoy Coco in a bikini pictures.