Coco’s booty and boobs host Vegas Memorial Day weekend party.

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What do you do when Carrot Top, Pauly Shore and Puck turn down hosting a Memorial Day weekend pool party? Well if you are Venus Pool Club at Ceasars Palace, you apparently call Ice T’s reality wife, Coco, and bam, big boobs and big booty rubbing on all your finest fake and cheesy roman pillars. Pretty much Coco can turn any pilar into a stripper pole. That’s awesome. Actually, it’s not. But hey, if the economy isn’t bad enough for former Real Worlder Puck to host your party, then Coco will do. Obviously I am just being mean here, I would have put an asterisk by the original statement but I just don’t know how to make an asterisk on my laptop so I will just have to explain it here.

Obviously Coco and Ceasar’s Palace love America and it’s troops and it’s freedom and all that good stuff, as you can tell from the pictures. If Ceasar himself would have came back yesterday I don’t even think he could have conquered Coco’s big booty and boobs. I have trouble believing that even Ice T really does that. Maybe the Ice T of old gangsta rap did that, but not this CSI / Reality Show crap soft one. I think it almost takes an organized army to do it. It would probably be like taming a polar bear after it ate a habenero pepper. Coco represetin’ the troops of all our World Wars and Vietnam in the classiest of fashions, just what America needs.

Enjoy Coco in a bikini pictures.

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Coco Austin and her Sister Show their Asses

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Coco Austin surprised us all today by posting a photo of her and her sister via her Twitter account, where they both appear showing their ginormous asses in tiny white thongs. What makes this photo priceless is that their asses are alike, to the point that she had to specify which one of them she was. Coco wrote:

Surprise “Thong Thursday” Pic w/ my sister. I’m a bad influence. I’m on left she’s on right […]  I’m having so much fun w/my sister visiting. She’s my best friend! But wait, u say its Thong Thursday?I have a special treat 4 u.

Coco Austin Turns 30

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Ice T threw a party for his wife Nicole Coco Austin at the Imperial in New York City, that was attended by everybody who is anybody in the Big Apple’s music and entertainment industry.

The party, which is rumored to have cost about $100,000, was a special celebration for Coco’s 30th birthday. Ice-T rented the entire Imperial club, hired a top notch group of DJs, and offered a superb menu and bottomless liquor.

Coco wore an extremely tight white dress that allowed her tits to overflow out the top and showed every curve and bump on her abundant butt. Since Coco has become quite popular for always showing her assets, this does not come as a surprise; what has celebrity lovers talking is the fact that Coco, who is always so careful to hide the unflattering parts of her body, let everything show, including cellulite and a weird looking bump on her right boob (result of too many surgeries). Still she looked very “doable”, as usual!

Coco Naked on Twitter

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Coco is back to her own self posting naked pictures of her bare ass everywhere she can. Today’s butt picture was aired via her Twitter account, no big deal. Except that this photo shows a lot more than she probably intended to originally.

The image shows Coco naked in front of a tanning bed mirror, illuminated by the bed’s hard light which makes the whole scene look purple. But what makes this photo interesting is that she’s actually standing in front of a mirror, so you can see her big bouncy boobs and even her shaved crotch. A few weeks ago Coco promised her Twitter subscribers she would share a juicy picture with them once she hit 60,000 fans. Today she made her promise good by posting this photo and twitting:

Here’s what u all been waiting for! A pic of me tanning since I hit 60,000. Don’t click this link if your not ready!

Coco Austin’s Butt Crack Offends MySpace

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MySpace is on its way to losing millions of members after Coco Austin confirmed yesterday that the mega social network deleted a photo of the famous blonde because it showed part of her buttocks. Austin posted on her twitter account:

“Why did myspace take this pic down. Are they offended by ass-crack? Its female curvature!”

The picture indeed shows lots of butt but it’s such a nice big round butt that the MySpace’s moderators should be ashamed of themselves!

Speaking of her twitter, Coco also wrote about losing her jewelry box with all of her and her husband’s bling, and offering a nice reward for it. Poor girl, this is definitely not her week! She should lock herself in her bedroom and not go out until the next moon phase. I’m sure she can find lots of ways to entertain herself like locked in there with Ice.

Ice-T and Coco celebrate Ghettoween.

I know, Halloween is over and old news. But Ghettoween in the Ice-T and Coco family is always worth having a look at. These pictures are from Club Plumm. And yes, the fact that you are seeing them on the Internet means that the images are digital. Translation: These images can’t be burned.

Wishful thinking though.