Bo Derek. An American icon. One of the most iconic sex symbols ever to grace the pages of American culture. Classy.
Courtney Stodden. None of that.
Which is what makes the idea of Courtney Stodden doing a photo tribute to Bo Derek while wearing a bikini and turding up her hair in nasty braids makes this all the more completely absurd. This is like Spencer Pratt holding a cigar as a tribute to Jackie Gleason, he’d still be Spencer Pratt and we’d still know that (which is the big issue we are dealing with here). It’s Courtney Stodden…attention whore…it doesn’t go away. Plus, she just isn’t Bo Derek. Bo Derek was such a classic, walls of Shawshank, hotness. Courtney is like walls of gas station bathroom, back pages of street side rag mags with a number pinned to the top of the picture, hotness.
Both are hot. But both are so different. Immitation is the highest form of flattery? I don’t know, something tells me that Bo is either contemplating eating cyanide this morning or in reclusion somewhere unabomber style. Like dark shades and beard and all. And yes, Bo Derek with a beard is still better than Courntey Stodden without a beard.
So when does Lindsay Lohan do a tribute to Marilyn Monroe? Oh, wait…
Well look, lets end the hate. Enjoy the pictures.