Criss Angel has a new girlfriend.

Criss Angel, Holly Madison, Mexico

With ex girlfriend Holly Madison officially married to a gnome, Criss Angel decided to show off his new world of skinny girlfriend in Mexico. Even worse? He went shirtless. Still no sign of his ability to make the douchesona disappear. But he’s still better than a gnome. I guess. More pictures below….

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Criss Angel finds way back to relevancy.

Only issue is, he had to steal some cats to do it. That’s right folks, Criss Angel is being accused of stealing cats, so now we get to look at him all leathered out until a verdict is rendered. Here’s more from Page Six. Enjoy.

Beacher’s lawyer, Robert Reynolds, wrote to Angel: “After both of Mr. Beacher’s parents passed away due to cancer [two years ago], his family’s cat (“Hamlet”) was bequeathed to him by will. At the time, Mr. Beacher was residing at the Hard Rock Hotel [in Las Vegas]. Accordingly, he allowed his friend Jennifer Madden to temporarily care for the cat until he moved out of the hotel.
“Soon thereafter, while still grieving over the recent loss of his father, my client received a phone call from you stating, ‘I took your cat. He lives with me now’ . . . This action was against the will of Ms. Madden and Mr. Beacher. I also understand that you made further bizarre allegations, including, ‘The cat no longer likes you’ and ‘The cat and I have become close friends.’ “

Criss Angel makes out with Holly Madison. Sorta gross.

I wish Criss Angel would make his own tongue disappear, that’d be totally awesome right now. So he and Holly Madison are a thing, and Criss Angel seems really intent on showing the world that he’s hittin’ that. Well, good for you Criss. Now go play in traffic. And what’s the deal with that handcuff necklace? I can’t believe any woman is dumb enough to be in the same room alone with this douchebag. Oh wait, maybe I answered my own question? At least Heff upgraded to twins. So there, take that Criss.

More Holly Madison and Criss Angel pictures from the Repo, The Genetic Opera movie premier.

Holly Madison, the swap from Hef to douche is official.

Its over. The Hef days have ended, the Criss Angel magic trick where he pulls yet another hot piece of tail, has begun. I really would like to tell you that this is a bad joke, or that you are actually in the midst of a some awful nightmare, but I can’t. Platinum Blonde and former Playboy Mansion roommate Holly Madison is doing it with Criss Angel. I guess all those tables at Body English in Vegas have paid off.

People says,

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”