My world has always had infinite space for boobs, or so that’s how I felt until I saw these Danielle Sharp and Lucy Collett boob mashing pictures. The boob mashing topless pictures took place for Nuts, and they made my nuts. I mean my day. Jesus, I feel disgusting and too intimate with you all right now. But it’s true. About my “day,” that is. Well, it’s true about the other as well, who am I to lie to you? You are going to see the same pictures, you will have to see the truth. Handle the truth, because the truth is awesome.
Lucy Collett, winner of the UK’s Page 3 Idol contest. Danielle Sharp, some chick with really big boobs to match Lucy’s, rubbed together in a delicious photoshoot. This photoshoot is so heavenly it makes me want to attend morning service and tell Jesus that I love him for creating the Internet. What would life be without the Internet? Dull. Mundane. Unsexy. Those are the words that come to my mind. My God these pictures make me horny. While looking at these pictures (for the 90th time) I can’t help but wonder if it’s just too much sexy boobs, like I keep waiting for them to explode into a fire of hedonistic flames.
Enjoy Lucy Collett and Danielle Sharp’s mashed up boob pictures for Nuts. How could you not?