Demi Moore Twitter Bikini Pics

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It’s hard to keep a guy 15 years younger interested, mostly for a woman who is already 47 years old. But Demi Moore knows how to. By keeping herself in terrific shape, that’s how!

Despite claims (and photos) that Ashton Kutcher was tongue kissing a blonde girl a few days back, Demi Moore insists that her marriage is as solid as ever and after posting a photo of the two of them named “hubby and I standing tall”, she went as far as to post some of herself in a tiny bikini in front of the mirror. The photos, published via her Twitter account,  show Demi’s terrific body and perky silicone tits. And by golly, she makes me want to crawl into my computer and bang the daylights out of her!

Demi Moore Almost Upskirt

Demi Moore ruined a perfect opportunity for an upskirt shot this past weekend when she stepped out of her car while dressed in a too short hot pink dress. Placing her hand over her crotch, Demi left paparazzi panting for more as she covered the goods. Her daughter, on the other hand, needs to learn more of her mommy’s tricks. Just a few minutes later, Rummer Willis showed the world her white panties.

Rumer Willis, her boyfriend, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher went to the premiere of The Joneses and to an after-party at Playhouse nightclub afterwards. The panty-flashing incident happened as they left the party. May be a few too many Jack Daniel’s did the trick. Whatever caused it, I hope they’ll repeat it. It’s always nice to see a mom-daughter combo showing lots of leg and then some.

Demi Moore is All Natural

Demi Moore graces Elle UK this month dressed in a tight corset which for some ungodly known reason she paired with a black bra.

But her choice of clothing is not as shocking as her revelations regarding her “natural” approach to beauty, which completely deny the general assumptions that she’s had several procedures done. She says:

I have had something done but it’s not on my face. It feels like school-yard name-calling a lot of the time. It hurts. You know what? Maybe one day I’ll go under the knife. It just irritates me that people are constantly saying how much I’ve spent on plastic surgery.

She also admitted that she was obsessed with the way her body looked, and that just recently she was able to conquer this. Yes, honey, that’s what being married to a younger guy does!

Demi Moore tweets to save a life.

This whole Twitter thing is getting completely out of hand…I mean, this is a good thing, I suppose, but all around this is crazy. Demi Moore apparently prevented a girl from committing suicide via Twitter. All this and more according to E! News.

“I’m just wondering if anyone cares that I’m gonna kill myself now,” she wrote to the star. Serious or not, her previous messages that hour–not directed at any one particular person–showed the Silicon Valley girl contemplating suicide and wavering on the decision.
Shortly thereafter, the girl messaged the Ghost star again. “Getting a knife, a big one that is sharp. Going to cut my arm down the whole arm so it doesn’t waste time,” she wrote.
Moore immediately replied, “Hope you are joking,” sharing the scenario with her nearly 400,000 followers.
The brief exchange spurred many people to action, and the San Jose Police Department was flooded with calls on the matter.

And then, of course, Demi tweeted a statement. Good grief.

“Everyone I was very torn about responding or retweeting that woman’s post but felt uncomfortable just letting it go,” Moore told her followers an hour later. In another post, she wrote, “Thanks everyone for reaching out to the San Jose PD I am told they are aware and no need to call anymore. I do not know this woman.”
A few hours later, the celebrity tweeted a confirmation of the events’ validity. “It is my understanding that the situation was not a joke and that through the collective efforts here, action was taken to provide help.”
Or, as husband Ashton Kutcher wrote on his own feed: “wifey reported a suicide attempt based on a at reply tweet she got and saved someones life. the woman is in the hospital now.”

Ashton Kutcher uses Twitter to post Demi’s butt pics.

In what seems like the most moronic thing I have ever read, Ashton Kutcher used his Twitter account to Tweet a picture of his wife, Demi Moore, bending over in a bikini. The best part is he thought he was being sly.

watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

Welcome to the Internet, Ashton.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher at Sundance.

How long can this ridiculousness between Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher possibly last? I mean, people are talking about how long it will take for Demi to get tired of the boytoy and dump him, but I am thinking he will get sick of her and want to go back out on the open Hollywood market for something more along the lines of, say, Hayden Panettiere? Works for me. I mean, certainly he doesn’t want the prime of his life attached to an older woman? I get doing it for a while, good times, but come on….oh yeah, this two lovebirds were seen here at Sundance Film Festival where Ashton’s movie, Spread, premiered.