Seriously, how the heck is Denise Richards 41 years old? It’s almost as if time has just stood still and preserved her uber-hotness. She is still in her 1999 Worst Actress Razzie form for her role in The World Is Not Enough, I swear she still looks the same. Can you imagine being considered one of the worst Bond girls of all time? That hurts. But what doesn’t hurt is still being this hot at 41 and probably being able to still bother Charlie Sheen a little bit.

Hey, a “little bit” is saying a lot seeing that dude is probably only hooking up with 20 year old Internet porn stars. I’m not going to say that Richards isn’t all bottomed out or anything, but still, at 41, you’d still think some age would show. Right now she’s pretty epic for a 41 year old woman, she looks more like 28 if you want my professional opinion. And a professional opinion I must say I have. I too have studied Internet porn models now for what must be the past 10 years, so if its one thing I know well, its discourse in youthful women and recurring memberships and which videos work on which type of computers and how to hide your screen when a Starbucks employee starts sweeping near you.

Yep, I’m as qualified as anyone to assess that Denise Richards is super sexy at 41 years old.

Currently Richards and Sheen share custody of their children. Denise also adopted a child last year named Eloise Joni. In her free time, Richards frolics on the beach in blue tank tops while smiling for the cameras. Think I’m lying? Well the proof is in the picture gallery. Why aren’t you clicking? Don’t hurt my feelings by not clicking the pictures….

Denise Richards is “complicated,” as well as now topless. Here are topless pictures of her taken while she was filming her failed show, Its Complicated. But these pictures are a Win, even though they are blurry. Hey, its Denise Richards topless, that’s a win…..lots more Denise Richards topless pictures below.

Denise Richards rocked a bikini yesterday, which leads me to the question: What is the difference between a MILF and a Cougar? Honestly, is there a difference? I guess one wants to hook up with younger dudes and the other one has younger dudes wanting to hook up with her? Wow, I just discovered my own answer through a blog entry. I’m freaking amazing. Anyways, I’d still hit this. More Denise Richards bikini pictures below.

Denise Richards took in Madonna’s latest Sticky and Sweet concert. I guess she wanted to prove that she can still rock out like Charlie Sheen’s girls do, only she can legally drink. Oh, that wasn’t nice. Guess I will get a lump of coal in my stocking this year. Anyways, I’d still totally hit it with Denise, she is in shape and still has that hotness appeal that I like. And, I’d pretty much hit it with any chick that’d let me. So I guess that isn’t saying much. Denise has big eyes also. And yes, this one time, I really mean the eyes.

More Denise Richards pictures.