Seriously, how the heck is Denise Richards 41 years old? It’s almost as if time has just stood still and preserved her uber-hotness. She is still in her 1999 Worst Actress Razzie form for her role in The World Is Not Enough, I swear she still looks the same. Can you imagine being considered one of the worst Bond girls of all time? That hurts. But what doesn’t hurt is still being this hot at 41 and probably being able to still bother Charlie Sheen a little bit.
Hey, a “little bit” is saying a lot seeing that dude is probably only hooking up with 20 year old Internet porn stars. I’m not going to say that Richards isn’t all bottomed out or anything, but still, at 41, you’d still think some age would show. Right now she’s pretty epic for a 41 year old woman, she looks more like 28 if you want my professional opinion. And a professional opinion I must say I have. I too have studied Internet porn models now for what must be the past 10 years, so if its one thing I know well, its discourse in youthful women and recurring memberships and which videos work on which type of computers and how to hide your screen when a Starbucks employee starts sweeping near you.
Yep, I’m as qualified as anyone to assess that Denise Richards is super sexy at 41 years old.
Currently Richards and Sheen share custody of their children. Denise also adopted a child last year named Eloise Joni. In her free time, Richards frolics on the beach in blue tank tops while smiling for the cameras. Think I’m lying? Well the proof is in the picture gallery. Why aren’t you clicking? Don’t hurt my feelings by not clicking the pictures….