Dita Von Teese launches new fragrance. I want to scratch and …

Dita Von Teese, frangrance, cleavage, london

Dita Von Teese launched her new fragrance in London yesterday, she named the perfume after herself, because that’s what celebrities do, they start fragrances and name them after themselves. The bottle’s design is like an old looking bottle with a spritzer, like one of those bottles you’d see some chick with in a Bogart film. It’s chic. I like it.

Hey, I’m allowed here!

The interesting thing is how Dita came up with the fragrance. As the story goes, she was walking in the streets of Paris with her boyfriend and he asked her what she was wearing. He then said it smelled like his mother’s perfume. Dita was like ‘oh no he di-ent’ and then made one that only looks like someone’s mother’s perfume, rather than smells that way. Make sense? That’s how celebs roll, they just don’t like something and they redo it. Like Jessica Simpson doesn’t like an outfit so now she is a designer. Kim Kardashian has a fragrance because Jon Hamm would insist.

Ok, whatever, you get it.

Now to the goodies. Pictures. Dita Von Teese in London launching her perfume and cleavage to fans. You go girl.

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Dita Von Teese gets her Tits Wet!

Dita Von Teese tits

Dita Von Teese just signed up as the face of the Perrier water brand, and she’s determined to be remembered as the hot celebrity that brought incomparable fame and fortune to it. For this purpose, the burlesque dancer has developed a website where users can snap sexy photos of her in “the dark room”, or watch her cool her beautiful tits with a bottle of Perrier water. If nothing else, it’s very creative; much more than any other Perrier marketing campaign, and certainly a hell of a lot hotter!

After watching Dita Von Teese soak her boobs with the sparkling water, you’ll yourself need a good cooling down. I certainly did, and guess what I felt like drinking? You got it: a cold bottle of Perrier water. See? Sex in advertisement works!

Dita Von Teese lets her breast fly for Playboy.

Dita Von Teese took her top off for Playboy Germany. Hey, she’s hot. And yeah, this is blog-worthy. But, I am kind of tired of Playboy remaining relevant these days. Lets get her in an adult film and then we will be talking.  She does have an outstanding rack. Also, I have no idea who she is? If you do, please leave a comment and let me know. I am not curious.