Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page pretend to be lesbians.

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Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page got into modern women’s club behavior in a recent issue of Marie Claire, by faking that they enjoy kissing one another. I guess the effort is all that should count? Nah, I don’t really care. Sex tapes win. Fake lesbian kisses fail. Equation is pretty simple, folks. But enjoy the rest of the pictures.

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Drew Barrymore trying to make a comeback in the hotness department?

Drew Barrymore sure seems to be working on her hotness factor this past week. Yesterday we showed you pictures of her on in New York City heading to the Regis and Kathy Lee show, promoting her new movie, Grey Gardens. Well, here she is at the premier of Grey Gardens. The bad news is that she brought Apple dude, Justin Long. So that really strips points from her. Judges? I give her a solid 7 for this classic performance.

Drew Barrymore stops by Regis and Kathy Lee.

Drew Barrymore is hot again, which is convenient, seeing she is pitching her new HBO film, Grey Gardens. This is Drew walking in New York City on her way to the Regis and Kathy Lee show. Other than the zebra inspired decor, she looks pretty good to me. I’d hit it. No sign of the Apple dude, Justin Long, whose last name must be related to the particular attraction. I mean, has to be. Sorry for the tangent, check out more Drew Barrymore pictures.

Tila Tequila seen biting from the Apple.

Tila Tequila is apparently dunzo with Courtenay Semel, that because she has recently been spotted in Vegas tongue-fighting with Justin Long. Yes, you know Justin Long….ok, just kidding, he’s D-List….but, he’s the famous Mac guy. And he’s Drew Barrymore’s ex-apple as well. And Kirsten Dunst. Wow! For a D-Lister, this dude rolls deep with starletts! Check out more here, from Page Six.

But on Halloween, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww,” our spy sniffed.