Salma Hayek gets married to a pile of endless cash…

Salma Hayek just married billionare Francois-Henri Pinault, in Paris, on Valentine’s Day. Que romantica! What’s more romantic, all that sick money. They are the perfect position to steal the reigns from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie by actually just cutting out the middle man and buying the continent of Africa.  Here is what the AP had to say about the wedding.

An official at the City Hall in Paris’ 6th arrondissement says the Mexican-born actress wed French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony there Saturday. The official was speaking on condition of anonymity, in accordance with policy.