Cindy Crawford toast to Darfur. A lot.

George Clooney had a charity event for Darfur at his Londonhouse last night. Cindy Crawford had a lot of champagne at his house last night. And she was tanked. I particularly enjoy the whole falling asleep while walking look, that’s fitting. I am trying to figure out how getting tanked helps stop acts of Genocide, however, when I do figure it out, my life will be super awesome and super philanthropic! You go Cindy!

Hugh Jackman is the new George Clooney

And George Clooney already stuck his nose into things by calling Jackman early in the morning.

“George Clooney rang me at two in the morning,” Jackman told PEOPLE Monday at the Australia premiere in New York City. “I was half asleep and I said to him, ‘Ah, George sweetie, good to hear from you.’ ”
But this was not a courtesy call. “He goes, “Shut up, Jackman!’ ” the Aussie actor jokingly recounted. “[He said,]‘I know what you did! You started this big campaign that’s been going on and [you] took the title away from me.’ ”
“I thought that was unnecessary,” Jackman deadpanned.

2am eh? What the hell? Was Clooney up all night waiting for the first print of the magazine to hit newstands? Kind of like waiting for Oscar Nominations to be announced? This is highly disturbing. No more Palms waitresses for the Clooney I guess.