So it’s Sunday morning, you are off tomorrow for Memorial Day weekend. Your friend keeps posting updates from Lake Havasu with a bunch of skanky biker chicks in bikinis holding up cans of Miller Light. But you, well you are better than that. You are at home right now, on the Internet, surfing for the hottest chicks that you can find. Chicks better than ones getting beer bellies (from Miller Light no less).
And that introspective pilgrimage has led you hear, to this small space of the Internet. And what do you get in return for removing the curtain her at Oz? You get Gisele Bundchen in Paris Vogue. Yep, while your friend is scavergering tweaked out biker broads with beer guts at Havasu, you are checking out sophisticated and sexy models that pose for French magazines. Clearly, you are a better than your friends. I suggest you just delete your friends’ Facebook pages. No need to waste any further time with those lowlifes, Gisele wouldn’t want you bringing them around anymore, anyways.
These Gisele Bundchen pictures are hot, sexy, French, and Tom Brady Free. They are the perfect Gisele storm of sexy. Things like blue ocean waters and bikinis are involved. And watermelon. Because sexy models eat watermelon straight from the rind when they are hungry, they don’t pound Miller Lights. That’s the difference here folks. Always remember the lessons of which I teach you. I hope you have a wonderful and safe Memorial Day weekend.