What’s the french word for “freaking sexy?” Oh, it’s Gisele Bundchen

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So it’s Sunday morning, you are off tomorrow for Memorial Day weekend. Your friend keeps posting updates from Lake Havasu with a bunch of skanky biker chicks in bikinis holding up cans of Miller Light. But you, well you are better than that. You are at home right now, on the Internet, surfing for the hottest chicks that you can find. Chicks better than ones getting beer bellies (from Miller Light no less).

And that introspective pilgrimage has led you hear, to this small space of the Internet. And what do you get in return for removing the curtain her at Oz? You get Gisele Bundchen in Paris Vogue. Yep, while your friend is scavergering tweaked out biker broads with beer guts at Havasu, you are checking out sophisticated and sexy models that pose for French magazines. Clearly, you are a better than your friends. I suggest you just delete your friends’ Facebook pages. No need to waste any further time with those lowlifes, Gisele wouldn’t want you bringing them around anymore, anyways.

These Gisele Bundchen pictures are hot, sexy, French, and Tom Brady Free. They are the perfect Gisele storm of sexy. Things like blue ocean waters and bikinis are involved. And watermelon. Because sexy models eat watermelon straight from the rind when they are hungry, they don’t pound Miller Lights. That’s the difference here folks. Always remember the lessons of which I teach you. I hope you have a wonderful and safe Memorial Day weekend.

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MET Gala red carpet hotties, lots of pics.

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Hey look, it’s the pictures from the MET Gala “fashion Oscars.” I have compiled a ton of pictures of the hottest celebrity women. And Tom Brady. But guess who is missing??? Where’s Waldo might you ask? Well Miss Kardashian was banned from attending the event at the MET Gala. I just laughed a little inside. There were all kinds of red carpet hotness going on at this NYC event, but I have some notes that might help serve as your tour guide through some of the pictures.

Tom Brady was rocking this really weird faux hawk but it was on one side of the head. Best way to describe it is to remember when you were in middle school and al the boys parted their hair on one side because it was rad to do. Tom Brady is rad.

Katherine McPhee was the hottest one in attendance. She’s a red carpet show stealer. Now that she has the show Smash, she’s all the rage and I expect her hotness in more places.

Kate Upton. Hot. Yes. Obvious.

January Jones is looking good again. She has snapped back nicely since the baby. Will she actually start appearing in Mad Men again? What happened? I need my Mrs. Draper fill, she’s the hottest housewife in the game.

Chloe Sevigny is kinda weird. But kinda hot. Remember when she did Kids? Whoa….blast from the past.

Please enjoy all the hotness in these pictures from the MET Gala.

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Gisele Bündchen Panty Pictures

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Remember when Gisele Bündchen first got pregnant and people everywhere were predicting she’d gain a ton of weight and would be out of business after giving birth? Haters, eat your hearts out!

Here’s Gisele Bündchen in a bra and panties, just a couple of months after giving birth, and by golly, she looks like she’s 16 years old. Look at the perfectly flat tummy and those muscles. By the way, these are the first skin-bearing photos of Gisele made public after she gave birth. Let’s hope she releases more photos soon, I can’t wait to see a lot more of her.

I have no idea how a woman in her 30’s can get pregnant, gain a ton of weight from it, and once she pops the baby out, she loses it all and goes back to her supermodel shape. My hat off to Gisele Bündchen; she’s really outdone herself this time.

Gisele Bundchen is obviously preggos.

Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady, Preggo,

So Gisele Bundchen has denied reports that she and superstar Quarterback, Tom Brady, are having a baby. Well, baby bumps on supermodels are tough to deny, folks, and that’s what we have here. Check out these Gisele Bundchen pictures and tell me there isn’t a carry on. Kinda obvious. Anyways, the last days of one of the hottest women in the world….starts…now!

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Gisele Bundchen owns Tom Brady’s son.

Gisele Bundchen is taking her Tom Brady lovefest to an entirely new level. Now she is saying she is his illegitimate sons mom. I don’t think even Tom Brady feels this way about the rugrat!

On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops–wake-up call!” She rolls her eyes. “We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it’s not the ideal thing.”

On why she’s glad she stayed in the relationship:
“I wouldn’t have seen the integrity in him–the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn’t be as certain as I am today if it weren’t for that.”

Gisele Bundchen in bikini, vacationing in Brazil.

Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s future wife, went on vacation in Rio de Janeiro and she brought a bikini. That makes this totally newsworthy. Although these aren’t great shots of her due to that silly white picket fence, they are good enough to get us by for a Sunday. I like the idea of the two big white balls seen in the pictures. I am sure there is some great witty joke in that somewhere. Maybe you can come up with it? Leave me a comment, lets see what you can come up with. Oh yeah, more Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures below.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady get hitched.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady got married in secret yesterday. It took place at St. Monica church in Santa Monica. This all according to US magazine.

The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady’s son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as “a simple ceremony…I don’t like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.”)

Ok, so long story short: Tom Brady married a supermodel and is now confirmed to be doing it with her. This is soooo much bigger than breaking the record for touchdowns with teammate Randy Moss. All the same, congrats to Tom.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are engaged.

What do you do when you are injured and your team misses the NFL playoffs? You propose marriage to a supermodel, of course. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are now engaged. More from People.

“He asked and she accepted,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Family and friends were informed over the weekend. An official announcement, as well as preliminary wedding details, are being planned by Bündchen and her closest friends this week.
“The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home,” the source adds.

The picture I posted pretty much sums up Tom’s reasoning behind getting married. The sideboob. Tom Brady digs sideboob. I mean, see for yourself…..