CBS Sports says, If the Pats lose, I’ll run naked though Mid-Town Manhattan.” Naturally, Gisele tried to take back her promise, but it was more about logistics, than a fear of running naked through Times Square. It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?
Yeah Giselle, that’ll work. For those of you living in a cave, Tom Brady, her boyfriend, and his New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants last night in the Superbowl, in what amounts to the largest choke of all time. And now it looks like Giselle may follow this all up with a choke of her own, if she doesn’t pull out the twins in Time’s Square.
Tom Brady must also be sorry that he bragged all year about winning the Superbowl to Giselle. Tom, you gotta realize Tom, you can’t talk sports with women. This is exactly what happens, they want to find a way to be a part of things. Look at Tony Romo for instance, he learned the hard way.
Well Tom, you have all summer to think about what I just said. Take a vacation or something. Someplace with less traffic.
 
