Goldie Hawn got wasted at The Hawn Foundation Fundraising Gala event in London. Like super wasted. Like crystal ball into Lindsay Lohan’s future wasted. Matt Bellamy, lead singer of the band Muse and father of Kate Hudson’s newest baby, was there also with Kate in hand, getting an idea of what he is now married into. Isn’t it usually the rock star that walks out of the fundraiser wasted ten sheets to the wind? I’d say Goldie went “overboard” with the booze. Get it? Where is Kurt Russel when I need him.
Goldie Hawn was photographed heading into a party at The Gramercy Park Hotel. And guess who was in attendance with her? Her nipple, that’s who. Goldie Hawn’s nipple slipped out and said hi to a group of photographers as she was heading into the party. Hey, I’d still hit it, but that’s just me. THe word MILF has such a great ring to it…Check out some pictures of Goldie Hawn’s nipple….