Madonna is about to open her Holiday wallet for Guy Ritchie

Guy Ritchie is getting his Holiday bonus from Madonna after all.  If you recall, Celebrityrumors first reported that Guy Ritchie was getting none of Madonna’s bling and green. Apparently Madonna is none-to-happy about these speculations and has admitted that Guy is getting a lump sum. In all fairness, its not nearly what he could get if he fought the good fight. By good fight, I mean go to bat for all men around the world that have ever been taken to the cleaners by a woman!

But a source revealed: “He is getting one lump sum imminently. Guy wanted to stay in their London home but Madonna refused to split it in two, and eventually gave him £12 million as compensation. She decided early on that he should get Ashcombe.
“Guy’s ducked out of fighting over her fortune, even though he could be entitled to a big chunk.” A friend of Madonna said last night: “She is fed- up at reports that Guy is walking away with no money—she has sorted his finances for life.”

Guy Ritchie doesn’t need any of Madonna’s bling.

In England, Guy Ritchie is entitled to half of everything Madonna has. And he has decided to take none. Guy Ritchie is worth roughly 30 million dollars and is apparently tired of Madonna, because he certainly doesn’t want anymore from her. I wonder if he’d take half of A-Rod’s cash? Sorry, I just had to. You go boy, although I’d go ahead and take the extra cash for the years of inconvenience….

Although Ritchie, himself believed to be worth £30m, was entitled under English divorce law to as much as half of her wealth, sources suggest he has done a ‘Piper’ – a reference to Billie Piper, the actress who divorced the broadcaster Chris Evans without asking for anything.
The stumbling block in the split had been over where Ritchie and Madonna’s children will now live.
Madonna, 50, wished to take the children back to New York while Ritchie, 40, wanted to keep his sons in London, where they have grown up.
The source said a compromise had now been reached which will see the two boys – Rocco, eight, and three-year-old adopted David – dividing their time between Britain and the US.

Robert Downey Jr. says it burns where he…..(yeah).

Robert Downey Jr.’s jewels caught fire while filming a new Guy Ritchie movie about Sherlock Holmes. Yes, that means his junk caught on fire. Look, I can’t think of any other way to say this to you, the man has fire on his jock. Man, talk about a nasty STD….hope that stuff isn’t going around! Not that I really have a chance at catching it (wishful thinking).

Robert Downey Jr. set his crotch on fire while shooting his new film.
The actor, who plays fictional British detective Sherlock Holmes in Guy Ritchie’s latest project, was smoking the character’s famous pipe in one scene when the ash fell onto his lap and set his trousers alight.

A source said: “Robert leaped from his armchair and jumped up and down, slapping his crotch and howling, ‘Oh God, I’m on fire!’ Robert had placed the pipe on a plate on the arm of the chair, but it overbalanced and plopped into his lap, scattering lit tobacco all over his pants.”

Luckily, Robert’s co-star Jude Law—who plays Holmes’ sidekick Dr. Watson in the movie—was on hand to extinguish the flames and save the star from singeing his privates.

The source added: “While Robert was screaming and swatting his pants, quick-thinking Jude saved the day by flinging water from a flower vase at Robert’s naughty area.”

Robert emerged unscathed from the incident, but production was halted while the wardrobe department found him a new pair of trousers to wear.