Hailey Glassman speaks out on E! News.

Hailey Glasman, Jon Gosselin, E News,

Jon Gosselin’s chick on the side, or whatever the heck she is now, spoke out to E! News about all the attention she has been getting, about Jon and about all the women in Jon’s life. Trust me, this is the most important story of the day.

On TLC:
“More like the lying channel,” Glassman said when reminded that TLC stood for The Learning Channel. TLC didn’t allow [Jon and Kate Gosselin] to come out and say their marriage was done a year ago,” she said. But “no network owns what I can and cannot say.”

On her relationship with Jon:
“We both enjoy just simple things in life,” she said, citing their mutual love of snowboarding, watching movies, playing pool and other “normal” activities.

On Kate Major:
“Cuckoo, cuckoo.”

On Stephanie Santoro:
“Jon has a good heart, she has a child and he felt bad. He knows how it feels to have a child and not be able to afford, you know, so he hired her to give her a job.”

On not wanting to be famous:
“If I wanted fame, don’t you think I would be out all the time? I stay in my house. I’ve been staying home with my parents because I feel safe there.”