Halle Berry doesn’t waste time beating around the bushes and moping over dumped super models. Just a few months after her break up with the father of her daughter, Berry is banging a nude dude: French actor Oliver Martinez, picture above while coming back from a trip to the grocery store with the beautiful black-American actress.

According to People Magazine, Halle Berry and Oliver Martinez were apart for a week, and their re-encounter was very emotional. He showed up with a bandaged arm, and her, to make him feel better, took him to French art gallery Marcelita L’Art et Le Thé in West Hollywood. After that, they went back to Halle’s place, where you can imagine what else they did.

Halle Berry showed her big brown apples at the… err… big apple! The star of Things We Lost In The Fire was in New York this weekend, where she was photographed flanked by her personal bodyguards, wearing a see thru top without a bra.

Despite being in her 40’s and being a mom, Halle Berry still has the best ethnic knockers out there. I remember when she went topless for the movie Swordfish, and got paid a whopping one million dollar per tit. I think that’s the most expensive topless scene in Hollywood to this day, but it definitely got the job done: even though the movie sucked, we all remember it because…. Halle Berry showed her tits in it! That’s Hollywood for you; you can have a crappy script and half assed acting, but if you can show some great tits, the movie is meant to become a classic!

Halle Berry ran the 13th Annual Entertainment Industry Foundation’s Revlon Walk Run Marathon for breast cancer yesterday morning, where she joined other in-good-shape actresses like Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel. She appeared radiant and excited, and when it was her turn to take the stand, Halle Berry said:

I can’t tell you how happy I am to be here. I am walking today on behalf of a friend of mine, Stephanie, who is fighting the fight every day. I feel you, I’m with you, and it’s important that we’re all here today.

The most beautiful African American actress in the world shed not a single tear, showed not a thread of sentiment at all, even after her break up from the father of her daughter was officially announced yesterday.

Halle Berry and her live-in boyfriend Gabriel Aubry have called it quits after a very short yet intense romance that gave them a beautiful daughter. That daughter is apparently the only thing in common between the two at this point, and they’re currently working out the details about her custody.
Just last year Halle told the press that their relationship felt “fantastic”, but she just had a change of heart and dumped Aubry’s ass this week. May be another guy is in the picture, and that‘s the reason she got rid of Gabriel so suddenly.

The 34 year old French-Canadian male model told US Magazine:

I am sad to say that Halle and I have decided together to separate at this time. She is, and will forever be one of the most special and beautiful people that I have ever known, and I am certain that we will continue to have only love and respect for one another.

Halle Berry and boyfriend boytoy Gabriel Aubry took daughter, Nahla, on vacation in Miami. Gabriel apparently watches his carb intake, or something like that. I could have  a six pack if I wanted to, but I have a life and I am not that shallow. Its hard work to avoid abs. That’s right. More pictuers of Gabriel’s abs, if that’s your gig.

Halle Berry made out with Jamie Fox on Spike TV’s Guy Choice Award for Decade of Hotness. Apparently, Fox’s hotness was too much for Halle Berry. This reminds me why I love older women, you just really never know what’s going to happen. They love ho’ing out, which is awesome. I mean, now all I have to do is somehow be like Jamie Fox. Good looking, rich, great voice, that shouldn’t be all that tough. If there is one thing I’m not, its a quitter. Just kidding, I’m a quitter. More pictures of Halle Berry and Jamie Fox below. Enjoy.

Halle Berry is topless in her latest movie, Frankie and Alice. And that’s good news, because Halle Berry’s boobs are typically the best part of her movies.

Story follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder and torn between who she is and a racist Caucasian alter-personality that preys upon her mind.

I hope one of her alter-egos is one that can act. Ouch.

More Halle Berry topless photos.