So these might be some of the weirdest pictures I have posted in some time. And no, the pictures of me lathered in oil and whip cream wearing eye liner in the buff don’t count. I said “posted,” not “took with iPhone and forgot to put pass code to ON and now some weird drunk guy at the bar who found my iPhone totally has the pictures and posted them on his blog” photos. Totally and completely different.

These are pictures of Hayden Panettiere in a short skirt in some like, catholic school girl getup, for a photoshoot in New York City. Hayden is sexy as all hell, but I don’t completely get what is going on here. She almost looks like a robot or like she is in a straight jacket and being forced to smile. She also looks like she bathed in Botox. I mean, what the heck is this photoshoot for? The new sexy version of Chucky? It looks like she can’t even move her neck in these pictures. I don’t get it.

All the same, girl is holding it down with her utter hotness. Hayden Panettiere in a short skirt is pretty difficult to beat. Unless she is naked, then of course that trumps everything…even my iPhone pictures. Don’t hate. Also, it’s important to realize that no dolphins were harmed in the making of Hayden Panettiere becoming a weird sexy robot girl. So everyone, relax.

Enjoy the hot and sexy pictures.

Hayden Panettiere tries to stick up for some birds when a bird blower dude scared some birds away from a set of trees during filming…with the blower by blowing them. Ok, basically, this story blows so to make it interesting, I am seeing how many times I can use the word “blow” and “Hayden Panettiere” in the same story. I win. More Hayden Panettiere blower hating pictures below. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere’s new movie, I Love You Beth Cooper, debuted yesterday. She also attended a pre-promo gig on MTV before hand, hence, the change of attire. I prefer the skirt to the dress any day of the week, however, in a pinch, I take either one. That’s just me though, while I am picky, I am sensible. More Hayden Panettiere hot, sexy pictures below.

Hayden Panettiere has what is apparently a misspelled tattoo on her body. That said, it still doesn’t cahnge the fact that her body is hot. Very hot. Check out more from Just Jared.

The tattoo on Hayden Panettiere’s left side is apparently spelled incorrectly.

Her tattoo reads “Vivere senza rimipianti” (”Live without regrets” in Italian) but there’s one too many i’s!

The 19-year-old Heroes starlet’s tattoo says “rimipianti”, but it’s spelled “rimpianti”. Yikes!

The bikini-clad Hayden showed off her misspelled tattoo when she was soaking up the sun with her boyfriend, British TV presenter Steve Jones in Cannes, France.

Bristol Palin and Hayden Panettiere both spoke on behalf of teen pregnancy. Bristol was there acting as the example of “irony.” Ok, you know I had to.  Hey, it is what it is.  In case you are wondering, Hayden voted for Obama, but apparently pregnancy is enough to bring the two girls together. Here is more from Us Magazine.

“It’s very nice that she’s come out to support this, and it’s nice to have her,” Panettiere said. “Teenagers get to look at her, and she can say, ‘This happened to me.’ This is all politics aside. She is just a girl out here saying, ‘Look, it happened to me — it can happen to you.’”
Although Panettiere didn’t promote abstinence, she said she believes teens should be responsible.
“There’s a lot of different viewpoints on sex, and I’m not someone who will ever boo-hoo anything or say, ‘This is not right,’ or, ‘This is wrong,’” she said. “You’re going to do what you’re going to do, but at the end of the day, it’s okay as long as you educate yourself, as long as you’re safe, as long as you’re smart.”

Hayden Panettiere attended the Star Trek premier, and before I get to the meat of this story, its important to understand that Trekkies, by nature, could never get a chick as hot as Hayden Panettiere. Anyways, the meat and potatoes is that Hayden finally has a flaw: A tattoo. A gangsta looking tattoo winding down her back. I have no idea what it says, maybe some of you can figure it out. Go check out the Hayden Panettiere pictures and leave me some comments.

For Hayden Panettiere, breakin’ up is hard to do! Particularly when you are dating your Heroes co-star, Milo Ventimiglia, and you now hate his guts with the wrath of a 15 year old middle-school girl. She is now refusing to be on the set with him. I feel for him, when I went to this one party this one time when I was a freshman, this Vicky girl totally refused to go the party unless I was like, totally uninvited. Anyways, here is what OK! Magazine.

“She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him,” the pal tells OK!. “She is making it difficult for everyone involved.” (Her rep denies this).
As for Milo, “He’s not going to play any games or stoop to her level,” says the friend.

The most confusing thing about this ordeal is…how can two people date each other that posses names impossible for common people to spell? Totally weird.

Girl is killin’ it in the hotness category, not so much in the coolness category. Hayden Panettiere rocked the cradle that houses her this week in Hawaii when she went loco on a bunch of media people. Hey, aren’t these the same media people that make ya famous girl! Anyways, here is more from Us Magazine.

“Back up!” she yelled at photographers.
After posing for photos, she brushed by reporters.
A female television reporter touched her shoulder and asked, “May we talk with you, Hayden?” Miffed, the actress jerked her head around and screamed, “Don’t you ever touch me!”
She then icily asked a red carpet handler, “Oh, am I supposed to do interviews?”
Approaching various media outlets, she snapped again: “You all make my life miserable” and refused to answer any questions.

Her life really looks miserable. I should note that these pictures really show off her curves, which have nothing to do with her uptightness. I would like to point out my professionalism as a journalist in this case, as you can see, I don’t let someone’s attitude sway my judgement about there hot looks. Check out a bunch more of these Hayden Panettiere tight dress pictures.

Apparently Hayden Panettiere is just not that into her Heroes co-star, Milo Ventimiglia. Jennifer Aniston, should you be reading this, you can mail my check for plugging your movie to my apartment. Anyways, either she broke up with him, or she is playing the field because the other night, she was hooking up with singer Jesse McCartney. And I mean…hooking up!

The Heroes star was sitting on Jesse’s lap while he kissed her neck. Then she got up and did some crazy sexy dance in his lap.
It must be over between Hayden and her long-time squeeze Milo Ventimigla, 31, because after her inside PDA with Jesse, 21, they went outside to smoke and he wrapped his arms around her from behind and was kissing her neck again.
In the middle of this, a girl approached Hayden to ask for her autograph on the back of a store receipt. Hayden was nice enough to oblige.

Wow, Jesse sure is one lucky guy. Hayden is smoking hot. And she loves Dolphins. And she’s smoking hot. Yeah, check out more of her pictures below.

Yep, you read me right, Hayden Panettiere’s nipple slipped out while she was lolly-gagging around with a dog in the pool. What a blessed doggy. Anyways, its hard to see much, but you can scroll down to the picture of the dog in the pool and that’s the winner. Me? I prefer her bikini pictures. As her necklace says, Hayden is a rockstar. I hope you all aren’t feeling down today, seeing all these bikini laden starletts set on warm summer beaches and pools, while you all rot away in the freezing cold weather. Just let it go, let it go….and check out these Hayden Panettiere bikini and nipple slip pictures. Have a wonderful Sunday.