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Heather Mills McCartney is known for two things. First, she’s an annoying gold digger who is universally recognized as one of the most hated women in the world. Second, she’s got a peg leg. Granted its not a wooden Long John Silver kind of thing, but its a fake leg nonetheless. So imagine my reaction when I read that Heather may be joining the cast of Dancing With The Stars…as a dancer. Yep, I said something cruel like “can you glue sequins on a titanium leg?” What are the judges going to say if she sucks? “Your upper body was graceful, but that fake leg is really stiff.” What if she steps on her partner’s foot? She’ll break a toe. This has disaster written all over it. So of course I’ll be watching. This season’s stars will be announced on Febriary 21st. |
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February 15th, 2007
