March 20th, 2008

Heather Mills trumps all hookers.

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If there is one hooker that Ashley Dupree could learn a lot from, it’s Heather Mills. Heather has to be the most successful hooker of all-time. I mean, she is the Spud Webb of hookers (Spud was a really short basketball player). Heather only has one leg to spread, yet she just keeps getting richer and richer and richer. When you think about the entire debacle, it’s pretty amazing. There should be a hooker hall of fame. An honorary inductee day. Heather’s picture should be painted as murals on walls all across low income housing projects so other hookers can have a dream.

Page Six says, One insider said Mills is demanding 1 million British pounds - or slightly more than $2 million - to not only talk, but share intimate photos and tape recordings she made of the ex-Beatle without his knowledge. Mills is also said to be pitching to American networks, which could get around their “we don’t pay for news” proclamations by paying for her pictures and tapes. “She’s greedy,” said a person who knows of Mills’ dealings. “She should just go away, but she loves the spotlight and the attention.” 

She’s greedy? Say it isn’t so?


One Response to “Heather Mills trumps all hookers.”

  1. gold digger Says:

    Well there is a lesson for all of us here. All you have to do is be really ugly, talentless, pose nude, become a prozzer then marry an old geezer. Hey presto … easy money. It also helps if you use your daughter as a way to scam nore money out of your ex. Lets all hope someone does the same to the low life peg leg gold digger.

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| Posted on 03/20/2008, filed under Heather Mills