Oh man, how happy am I this Tuesday morning? Heidi Montag has come out of hiding. The newly plastic infused queen of Jesus came out to see her good friend Kristin Cavallari at her baby shower. Nothing brings out the hotties from hiding like a good old fashioned baby shower. Montag had her balloons with her. And by balloons, I mean her big silicon fun bag boobs. And gracious I am. It’s so nice to see her without Spencer tagging along anymore, is it really over? I have no idea, she really has been in seclusion since she went crazy passing out in a plastic surgeons wet dream. I admit I miss the pre-plastic Heidi a lot, but the look has grown on me. Maybe it’s just because it has been a year or so since I have seen her and I am way more desperate now than I was then. Hey, I am not ashamed, I have been on a bit of a 2 year bad streak. That’s life. Don’t hate. Personally I think Kristin Cavallari took the reigns from Heidi in a big way, but now that she is the host of a baby shower, that kind of voids that idea. But a pregnant Kristin Cavallari is better than like the last 8 chicks I hooked up with…combined. And really, no need to combine these chicks, if you catch my evil drift.
So here are the pictures of Heidi Montag. Her boobs really do look wonderful. Hot stuff.