Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were rumored to have been banned from The Hills wrap up Christmas party. Man, that sucks for them, when you get banned from a Christmas Party because you are too fake, that’s a good indicator that you suck. I am just staying. Oh yeah, Merry Christmas Heidi, I’d still hit it.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt apparently aren’t really married, at least according to the Los Angeles Superior Court.

A Los Angeles Superior Court official said Tuesday that MTV was recently granted permission to shoot in a courtroom in Beverly Hills, but it was done after hours — and that’s not one of their judges sitting on the bench in “The Hills” footage.
MTV was granted permission to film “what purported to be a wedding outside of court hours” at the Beverly Hills courthouse, court spokesman Allan Parachini said Tuesday. He did not know who the participants were in the wedding, but Parachini said court officials wanted the filming to be treated as a news event.
The preview for next week’s season finale features a wood-paneled courtroom with the California state seal perched on the wall behind a judge. Civil ceremonies are sometimes performed at the Beverly Hills courthouse, but not in the manner portrayed in the brief preview. If a judge does preside, it is typically in chambers during a break, Parachini said.

Baffles me that anyone has ever believed any of this mess. Funny part is, MTV getting caught will just get the show more viewers. What a goldmine that we all have to suffer from watching.

And somehow, manages to get in the ocean, followed by a shower on the beach, and yet never get her hair wet. How random is that? Oh and look, her makeups seems totally unaffected by the sheer elements of the beach. She is simply an anomaly of a human being. Anyways, these pictures are from the Cabo san Lucas trip where Heidi is celebrating her elopment to Spencer Pratt. Remember, Heidi’s mom accused Spencer of drugging her in order to get her to say I do. What a wasted roofie. Anyways, she looks ultra-freaking-hot in these pictures, no denying that by any means.

More Heidi Montag bikini pictures can be found below. Enjoy.

Heidi Montag’s mommy, Darlene, is now suggesting that Spencer Pratt drugged Heidi in order to get her to marry him. How lame is that? I mean, my God, if any man waste a good roofie on getting married they need to have their head examined.More from Us Weekly.

“He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi,” Darlene Egelhoff, 46, told Us in an exclusive interview from her home in Crested Butte, Colorado the day after Montag, 22, blew off Thanksgiving with her family to stay with Pratt in Cabo San Lucas., the site of her Nov. 20 elopement. “I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.”
“Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life,” Egelhoff tells Us. “I’ve been honest with Heidi, and it’s caused our relationship to decline. I’m more devastated about that than the marriage, because I’m confident the marriage won’t work out.”
“I think Spencer wants to possess Heidi more than marry her.” Adds Egelhoff - who famously fought with Pratt, 25, on The Hills: “God says love your enemies, but I never expected it to be my son-in-law.”

Can you say HATORADE??? Sounds like ole’ Darlene is just upset that Heidi wasn’t around to help with the Cranberry Stuffing. Someone needs to chillax….

Nice, I have always wanted to use the term chillax in a sentence. I can die now.

and more news from this Youtuber, What the Buck. This guy has a lot of energy. Anyways, there is some Spencer and Heidi news in here also, basically them doing fake stuff. Surprise! Oh yeah, don’t forget to get out and go shopping today. Really enjoy those crowds at the malls….yeah right….