Heidi Montag can’t make up her mind, and now she has decided she wants to make her boobs smaller. In an exclusive interview for Life & Style, the The Hills star said:

I’m desperate to go back to normal…I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.

She also added:

I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs. It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life. I feel trapped in my own body.

Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon died in a car crash last week, leaving the actress pretty distressed, and making her having to shop for a new doctor. As long as she doesn’t try to have another ten surgeries the same day, she shouldn’t have a problem… there’s lots of docs out there who’d die to get their hands on Heidi Montag’s boobs!

Here’s Heidi Montag in work out clothes lounging in her back yard and trying to look sad. She’s not doing a very good job of it, but her ass still looks great, so I thought these photos were worth sharing with you. Speaking of asses, I can’t remember if Heidi’s ass was one of her body parts subjected to surgical torture a few months ago or not. Still, it’s a very fuckable ass. I’d shoot one in it for the team.

During the weekend, the The Hills star announced that her and her husband Spencer Pratt have called it quits because he is “too controlling” and she wants to pursue her acting career. Despite these two always appearing in public together, their impending divorce certainly does not come as a surprise… after all, she got 10 surgeries and a terrific new look and he just got 10 pounds heavier.

Heidi Montag has taken to Twitter to let fans know she is happier than ever even though she has no friends. “My last surgery was the BEST decision of my life! Anything else anyone says (family members who are trying to make money off of me) is a lie!” she tweeted. “I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed, I love America and freedom!”

Think that was intense? Get ready, the Hills reality star continued: “P.S. I HAVE NO FRIENDS, the ones who are pretending to be ‘friends’ or ‘family’ are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter. This is why they haven’t been in my life for years! LIARS!” But despite their personal issues, Heidi wants her fans to know she’s doing better than ever. “I love me! And I love life!” she Twittered. “Every moment counts!”

Heidi Montag announced today that her plans to sue The Hills creator Adam DeVillo are nothing but ancient history. Supposedly DeVillo groped Montag during a photo shoot a few weeks ago (right after she got her new bolt-ons) and as a result, the law suit was supposed to mention “sexual harassment and inappropriate physical contact”, but apparently Heidi changed her mind about it for lack of evidence.

The New York Post reported today that:

Heidi and [husband] Spencer [Pratt] have changed their minds and realized they should just move on.

After meeting with her attorneys, the blonde actress went on record saying that it all had been a misunderstanding. I have no idea how someone “misunderstands” being groped, but all is possible when it comes to Heidi Montag.

Heidi Montag was the hostess of the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at the Aria resort and Casino in Las Vegas, where she unveiled her full body in a bikini for the first time after her ever so talked about 10-surgery day.

The results are actually remarkable, and surgery or no surgery, Heidi looks great. Her tits are enormous (probably as big as her spine can support without collapsing), her ass is hard as a tortoise shell and her stomach is flat like an ironing board. Granted, they’re all the result of liposuction, ass implants and tits implants. But are we really going to get picky? She looks good and she’s proud of herself, what else could we ask from her? During the opening, she said:

I haven’t been in a bikini since my new body and of course I’m wearing my own designs so I’m excited to show the world.

Heidi Montag may have made a mistake when she had facial surgery a couple of months ago, but apparently she did the right thing by getting her boobs increased to a whopping triple D.

After the big controversy arising from her surgeries, Heidi has landed several new gigs in addition to her regular role on The Hills, and they all seem to be related to her new boob size. First she was hired to film a little video for Funny Or Die where she advocates consumer protection against credit card debt, and now she is in the process of filming a cameo for the movie Just Go With It. This may be Heidi Montag’s big break, since she’ll be acting opposite Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman. Below some photos of Heidi during the shooting at El Matador Beach in Malibu, California.

Heidi Montag was out with her husband last night, dressed in a short silver dress and apparently wearing a very tight breast-minimizer under that, because is not easy to hide triple-D breasts unless you have those bad puppies strapped tight. And Heidi Montag’s new breasts are definitely a triple D. Just ask her plastic surgeon!

After the announcement of the upcoming cancellation of her show The Hills, Heidi Montag went on a plastic surgery frenzy and had a staggering ten procedures done the same day. Among them, of course, was breast augmentation, where she went from a modest D-cup to a huge DDD. Nothing wrong with that, hot blonde bimbos need big boobs and Heidi’s new boobs are an enhancement to her persona. Now, she just needs to air them out so we have something juicy to write about!

Heidi Montag put on her bikini and let the Bahamas have it. Hey, she’s hot, so its ok. At least she is good at something. Enjoy all the Heidi Montag bikini pictures.

Heidi Montag rehearsed for her upcoming performance at the 2009 Miss Universe show located in the Bahamas. The give a damn meter is bouncing around like crazy. This is sure to be a joke. Anyways, she’s still hot, as much as we may all hate to admit it. Hot mess. Enjoy the pictures.

Heidi Montag and Spencer are making a mockery out of the Miss Universe Pageant, which is scheduled to happen at the Atlantis Island resort in the Bahamas on Sunday night. Apparently Spencer wants to be paid to lay out at the pool and Heidi can’t seem to make rehearsal. One good note in all of this? She does look good in the sweats. I know its a tough pill to swallow, but its true. Here is more from Page Six.

She’s scheduled to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas Sunday night, but an insider told Page Six, “They’re a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals” while “Spencer tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool” after he and Heidi were comped on the cabanas. “The Atlantis laughed in his face,” our snitch reports.