Heidi Montag was out with her husband last night, dressed in a short silver dress and apparently wearing a very tight breast-minimizer under that, because is not easy to hide triple-D breasts unless you have those bad puppies strapped tight. And Heidi Montag’s new breasts are definitely a triple D. Just ask her plastic surgeon!

After the announcement of the upcoming cancellation of her show The Hills, Heidi Montag went on a plastic surgery frenzy and had a staggering ten procedures done the same day. Among them, of course, was breast augmentation, where she went from a modest D-cup to a huge DDD. Nothing wrong with that, hot blonde bimbos need big boobs and Heidi’s new boobs are an enhancement to her persona. Now, she just needs to air them out so we have something juicy to write about!

Heidi Montag put on her bikini and let the Bahamas have it. Hey, she’s hot, so its ok. At least she is good at something. Enjoy all the Heidi Montag bikini pictures.

Heidi Montag rehearsed for her upcoming performance at the 2009 Miss Universe show located in the Bahamas. The give a damn meter is bouncing around like crazy. This is sure to be a joke. Anyways, she’s still hot, as much as we may all hate to admit it. Hot mess. Enjoy the pictures.

Heidi Montag and Spencer are making a mockery out of the Miss Universe Pageant, which is scheduled to happen at the Atlantis Island resort in the Bahamas on Sunday night. Apparently Spencer wants to be paid to lay out at the pool and Heidi can’t seem to make rehearsal. One good note in all of this? She does look good in the sweats. I know its a tough pill to swallow, but its true. Here is more from Page Six.

She’s scheduled to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas Sunday night, but an insider told Page Six, “They’re a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals” while “Spencer tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool” after he and Heidi were comped on the cabanas. “The Atlantis laughed in his face,” our snitch reports.

So, Heidi Montag posed for Playboy sans the essential nude part, but now is pretending as though she may do another shoot and get nude (or compliant). I fully believe that one day she will get nude for the magazine, however, it will be when she is older and desperate to relive the attention she got in her glory days. Here is more from Us Weekly.

“Always leave them asking for more,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. “Next time, I’ll have more to reveal.”
Asked if she has a two- or three-part Playboy deal, she coyly replied, “Maybe.” Though many of the photos were racy, she said she didn’t feel she compromised her Christianity.
“For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” she said. “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it… This was such a blessed experience.”

The hottest new rapper in the game is Bitsy Speidi, the new rap group that just released this soon to be hit making fun of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. And the lyrics are quite good, to be completely honest. Very much worth a listen. Enjoy.

Heidi Montag has found a way to ruin the concept of nudity by agreeing to do a Playboy shoot but not. Basically, she’s doing it but she isn’t going to be nude. Boy, Playboy sure must be desperate these days to accept this. More from TMZ.

Heidi said although she exposed a lot of skin during the shoot, she still covered up the bull’s-eyes on her moneymakers. She also told us she’ll be featured on two covers — but no real nudity.

The pitt of pain and agony, otherwise known as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, are now having their claims refuted by NBC’s Im a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here by the producers of the show, who also claim the pair has been a pain in the a$$. My question is this: Why didn’t the producers refute their claims to actual fame before casting them for the show? Things that make you go hmmm….Here is more from Extra.

The source insists the Lost Chamber posed no harm to the “Hills” duo. “The environment in the “Lost Chamber” was not in any way harmful or dangerous; no critters, just a few ordinary bugs. They were indoors — never in any danger or facing life-threatening situations. Absolutely no one is or was being held against their will.”
ITV Studios, the producers of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here,” have released a statement regarding the rumors Speidi was injured while filming the show. It reads: “Press reports at this time are untrue. ITV has been producing this format around the world for many years and the health of the celeb participants are of the utmost importance. A medic and a doctor are present at the location at all times for all participants. All allegations of the celebrities being deprived of food and water are completely untrue.”

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have done little more than cry tears of reality ever since landing in Costa Rica for I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. The duo has cried and quit numberous times, not to mention annoyed most everyone in sight. Well, now apparently Heidi is in the hospital and accusing the show of torture. Personally, I think most of this is BS. I mean, where does The Hills end and the real people begin? All the same, these two need to fall off the face of PR at some point. I’m begging.

We’ve learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way — “It’s the same as Guantanamo Bay.”
And get this … a cast member tells us NBC execs tried to convince Heidi to stay on the set rather than take an ambulance to a hospital for treatment. She has now left the hospital and is on meds.
We’re told some of the cast members want to quit, but their passports have been taken away and they are under guard.
We’re told Spencer has fired his lawyer (who wanted him to stay on the show) and is now planning to sue NBC over the show.
Spencer and Heidi now want out … for good….but there’s a problem — they signed a contract with NBC to do the show.

This is a total lie. I highly doubt NBC took anyone’s passport away. They aren’t hostages in Iran. Come on, lets move on folks. Although I will say, Heidi Montag crying is never a bad thing for me. God I am mean.

Heidi Montag and hubby Spencer Pratt went on NBC’s latest jungle reality show called, I’m a Celebrity, Get me out of here. It should have been called, I’m a celebrity, get me away from Heidi and Spencer. Pratt was so absolutely annoying last night, he threatened to quit a few times, then after the live broadcast, him and Heidi apparently made good on it, according to TMZ.

A source close to production tells TMZ the “Hills” duo walked off the set for good after the live portion of last night’s show. It is unclear how the show will handle their leaving on tonight’s episode.