I have never before posted pics or stories about Heidi Montag of The Hills fame. Why? Becuse she annoys me. Everything about her makes me want to reach into my monitor and slap her until her veneers fall off. But I have given in to Heidi’s relentless publicity train simply because these pictures validate everything I have ever thought about the nitwit. Here’s Heidi running on the beach with one of those floaty things thinking that she’s just so sexy. Irritating bimbo. So enjoy these pics while you can cause unless Heidi does something even stupider than this wannabe Baywatch thing, I won’t be putting up anymore. Or if people leave lots of comments begging me for more pics of her and tell me how beautiful and hot and witty I am. Then maybe. Or if you throw in some jewlery…then definitely.

5 Responses to “Heid Montag Doesn’t Realize Baywatch Was Cancelled”

1. Gen Says:
   September 29th, 2007 at 4:54 pm

   I hate her with my life

2. gerard Vandenberg Says:
   September 29th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

   You are the owner of a superb faking Baywash body!! Silicons are absolutely no problem but with you its like a tractor in garage full of Maserati’s. Your body is almost skinny. But why TITS, which look sooooo fake compared to the rest of your body? With those TITS, your body must contain at least as much “meat” as Kim Kardashian’s body!!

3. gerard Vandenberg Says:
   September 29th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

   Almost everyone is a fucking celebrity. When you want to be a real famous celeb, you must excel in something. Like acting, dancing or singing or “simply” all three!! Singing: Elvis Presley. Dancing: Michael Jackson. Actres: Elysabeth Taylor. Nowaday’s we much help ourselves with SUCKERS all over the place:
   -paris hilton
   -nicole richie
   -lyndsay lohan
   -jess / ass simpson

   Just to name a few. Then we have all tose SUCKERS who think they’re Rock-stars by tatooing their whole body, smoke Weed/Pot, don’t wash their hairs for about thirty-seven weeks, being fighting assholes in airplanes, crashing hotel rooms and that sort of pathetic sickness. This all because they can play a few songs?

   The Rolling Stones, those were great and still are and they know damn well how “THE GAME” must be played!!

4. newton katoon Says:
   October 1st, 2007 at 8:19 am

   Am this is bull.WHo cares who this bitch is?i dont and articles on her are q waste of space and in general she is a waste of life.

5. helen Says:
   March 30th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

   what a freaking stupid bimbo

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