I wish she’d fly my flag, I would salute her with the little soldier right back…because I am respectful like that. And guess what else? Apparently, according to team Heidi and Spencer, Lauren Conrad does have a sex tape. This all came out on the Tyra Banks show.
Tyra asked Spencer if he actually watched it and he said he’d rather throw up making it the first time I actually agree with the douchenozzle. I’d rather watch a video of my vacuum cleaner humping my couch. I wonder what that would look like… *hunts for camcorder*Â
Shut up Spencer, you are full of s#%t. There is no man on earth, with the exception of Richard Simmons, that doesn’t want to see Lauren Conrad having sex.
More Heidi Montag the patriot erecting flags.
 
