Hilary Duff is mother of sleeping baby. World shutters at ground breaking news.

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I know, you woke up this morning seeking the news of the world. An interesting and compelling human insight story. A story that would put you on the precipice of complete mind wandering intrigue.

Well, this is not that story. So step back for a few moments from the precipice.

Hilary Duff did quite possibly the most boring interview with People Magazine about her new baby, Luca. If she’d have talked about how Lucas came out of her vagina while in a hospital, this interview would have been 100 times more compelling.

Oh man. Ok, first off, lets examine the title of this puppy, “Hillary Duff: Motherhood’s ‘Biggest shock’ is no sleep.”

I fear greatly the day that Hillary discovers that China is not just some Ewok village that produces cool socks for the world. How in the heck is one shocked by a baby keeping you up at night? Her entire life must have been thrilling, “mommy guess what I saw a video and school today and we put a man on the moon!”

via People:
“The first week I was like, ‘I’m doing this, I’m good. I can not sleep, I can do this.’ I don’t know where you get that energy from,” Duff, 24, tells PEOPLE. “Then it hits you — the fatigue.”… But two weeks later the late-night feedings turned a corner and Luca has been nothing short of a star sleeper, the proud mama raves.

It must be a struggle when your nanny gives you a daily report on how this kid is progressing. Imagine having to shuffle your schedule around just to make time to meet with her? But it’s nice to hear that the baby is a great sleeper, which I interpret as her having excellent walls and a nanny that doesn’t wear loud shoes in the home.

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“So many people were like, ‘Take naps when your baby naps,’” she recalls. “So I tried and it really helped a lot. I thought when he was napping that was the time I could do all the things I needed to do. It’s a fine balance.”

What things did you possibly need to do? Can’t the stylist come to your home? I am sure you can send your personal shopper to The Grove, everything will be fine.

I swear, some of these celebs think that when they give birth it’s like totally different experience from the rest of us. Now I can’t give birth, because I am a man. So in a way she is right, but not really.

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff pregnant and struggling with thousands of dollars in shopping good while in Beverly Hills. Compelling, I know.

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Hilary Duff Sells her Wedding and Honeymoon Photos

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OK! magazine paid Hilary Duff and her new husband hockey player Mike Comrie a million dollars for their exclusive wedding pictures, and now they’ve announced that they also own and will publish the couple’s honeymoon photos.

Sadly OK! magazine is not on the same boat as Playboy or Hustler, so these photos will be quite boring. Still we’ll get to enjoy some good shots of Hilary Duff in some sunny dresses, and may be, just may be, some bikini photos.

While we wait for the honeymoon photos to be released, here is one of Hilary on her way to a studio yesterday.

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Hilary Duff may not be a single woman much longer. The formerly Disney star is now officially engaged to her boyfriend, hockey player Mike Comrie.

The Edmonton Oilers forward proposed to Hilary last weekend while the two were enjoying a mini vacation in Hawaii. In an email that the actress sent to her friends and relatives, and that the Oilers re-distributed, Hilary confirmed the rumors. The email says that about the couple:

“they are very excited to share this happy news. They are thankful for all of your warm wishes.”

Hilary, who just made the cover of Complete Woman magazine, has lost some weight in the last few weeks and is looking ravishing lately. Cute, rich and now half naked on the cover of a magazine? No wonder Mike Comrie hurried up and proposed!

Hilary Duff in a bikini, wet…

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Here’s a load of Hilary Duff bikini pictures from Hawaii. She’s dry, then she’s wet, then I’m happy. In that order. Hey, it’s a Thursday, nothing wrong with a little gutter talk. Toughen up, folks. I think she looks pretty good. She has that cute girl in the bikini gig going, and I like it. Enjoy more of these Hilary Duff bikini pictures.

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