I wish Criss Angel would make his own tongue disappear, that’d be totally awesome right now. So he and Holly Madison are a thing, and Criss Angel seems really intent on showing the world that he’s hittin’ that. Well, good for you Criss. Now go play in traffic. And what’s the deal with that handcuff necklace? I can’t believe any woman is dumb enough to be in the same room alone with this douchebag. Oh wait, maybe I answered my own question? At least Heff upgraded to twins. So there, take that Criss.

More Holly Madison and Criss Angel pictures from the Repo, The Genetic Opera movie premier.

Its over. The Hef days have ended, the Criss Angel magic trick where he pulls yet another hot piece of tail, has begun. I really would like to tell you that this is a bad joke, or that you are actually in the midst of a some awful nightmare, but I can’t. Platinum Blonde and former Playboy Mansion roommate Holly Madison is doing it with Criss Angel. I guess all those tables at Body English in Vegas have paid off.

People says,

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”