Those of you avid readers probably remember the Hulk Hogan praising of OJ’s murdering ways the other day, while others of you possibly blocked this memory from ever rising again. Well, its about to rise again. Apparently OJ caught up with the rest of modern, non-barbarian, cultured society yesterday when he admitted to TMZ that he maybe shouldn’t have went there. Here is Linda’s attorney to get the ball rolling.

“We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers.” The statement goes on: “Linda and her family are taking these recent homicidal comments seriously.”
The statement concludes by saying Linda’s attorney is weighing his legal options.

How awesome to be Linda’s attorney, the pins just keep standing up right in front of you! Strike! Of course, Hulk came back with this:

Last night in Clearwater, FL the Hulkster said his Rolling Stone interview was a 3-day long affair, in which he said he was really the anti-OJ Simpson. But here’s the thing. Last night, he explained, “I didn’t do the OJ Simpson thing. I took the high road.”

What high road? Behaving like a non-murderer? This dude needs to check in….

I think it might well be a good idea for Hulk Hogan to go back to talking about “crushing heads” or something. Actually, I know it is. This week, Hulk Hogan decided to say that he could have went OJ on Linda, regarding the divorce. Check out Page Six.

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

Um, wow. What an idiot.

Aside from being terrible to look at, old, wretched and disturbingly annoying, Linda Hogan is now just odd. She wants to see her boyfriend, Charley Hill, to sea school (or something like that) and she wants Hulk to pay for it.

Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn’t enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor’s office this week. Hulk says it’s for cosmetic surgery.

Hye Hulk, just an FYI, that was a wasted $14k.