Otherwise known as her mother. Apaprently Lynne Spears new book about parenting is on hold because, pretty much, she blows as a mother. I mean, look around, are there worse kids? I think kids in the Watts District that grow up and join gangs are probably more civilized to some degree. Worse more, Lynn Spears apparently sold the story of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy to OK! Magazine. If there were an award for being classy, Lynne Spears would be in the running.
Not.
And what is wrong with mommy Spear’s breast? No, not Jamie, Jamie’s mom. Wow, never realized how confusing this could get. Look at them, they are really sagging. It must be from stress. Surely she has Dr. 90210’s digits in her Fav 5. Get those puppies fixed.



