July 13th, 2006

Janet Jackson at the ESPY Awards

The 2006 ESPY Awards were adorned by the presence of Janet Jackson, who showed up dressed in a very cute denim dress and brown platform shoes.

Lucky for her (and unlucky for her fans) this dress was made a lot better than the infamous top that she wore at that too-well-remembered Super Bowl concert. So no free boob shows today, sorry guys!

On the same note, just a few weeks ago, the FCC enacted a new law as a spin off of Janet Jackson’s fatal boob slip off, that states that any TV channel that airs a private body part in a public performance will be fined half a million dollars. Well, Janet, you should be proud that your breast show was the last cheap one in American TV history!


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| Posted on 07/13/2006, filed under Janet Jackson