March 22nd, 2007

Janice Dickinson Still Crazy

The self-proclaimed first supermodeland oh-so humble Janice Dickinson was apparently going through attention withdrawals at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show. The aging empress of insanity reportedly refused to sit in her assigned seat because she wasn’t close enough to the media. And when she finally did sit her plastic self down, she had to flash the gaping blackhole that is her crotch to the no doubt nauseous photographers. Janice has since been banned from future shows.

Has anyone checked to see if JD’s plastic surgeon slipped on the ass fat he was going to squirt into her cheeks and accidentally gave her a labotomy with the Botox needle?


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| Posted on 03/22/2007, filed under Janice Dickinson